About Me

"Every time I try to read the Bible... I just give up. Jesus was talkin' way too much." (Madea- Diary of a Mad Black Woman)
"I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, 'Hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?' I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out." (Ricky Bobby-Talladega Nights)
Karen: So, if youâ€™re from Africa... then why are you white? Regina: Oh my God, Karen.. you can't just ask people why they're white. (Mean Girls)
"I know. Youâ€™re right. I'm so sorry. I fuckin' hate this job. I don't wanna be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth." (Bouncer- Knocked Up)

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My Interests

People watching, Causing chaos, Being random, Coffee dates in the 626, Beachin' it in the 805, Classy restaurants, Late night Del Taco runs, Concerts, Photography, Smiling, Working, Staying in, Going out, Thought provoking convos, Frivolous celebrity gossip.. and a bunch of other nonsense

I'd like to meet:

Kate Hudson. Jack Johnson. Bill Clinton (oh,wait..did that). Natalie Portman. Hugh Grant. Oprah Winfrey. Edie Sedgwick (not any time soon). Britney Spears.. cause she's freakin' insane (in an entertaining sort of way) and other than that, I've already met some of the most amazing people I could ever ask for. But then again, go ahead ...impress me ♥

Music:

Death Cab, Jack Johnson, Postal Service, Taking Back Sunday, Brand New, Ben Harper, Cinematic Sunrise, Rilo Kiley, Saves the Day, Head Automatica, Saosin, Imogen Heap, The Cure. Pepper, Iglu & Hartly, Radiohead, Jem, Cold War Kids, Journey, Girl Talk, The Spill Canvas, Manchester Orchestra, My American Heart, The Beatles, Bright Eyes, Cartel, Pierce the Veil, National Product, Simon & Garfunkel, Cat Power, Envy On The Coast, Led Zeppelin, Maximo Park, Justice, Jack's Mannequin, Kendall Payne, Dashboard, The Police, Regina Spektor, Toto, The Juliana Theory, 311, Broken Social Scene, Shiny Toy Guns, The Sounds, Circa Survive, Pink Floyd, The Shins, Pinback, Eisely, Sublime, The Format, Editors, No Knife, Thrice, Neko Case, Elliott Smith, Foreigner, Coheed & Cambria, Mogwai, The Academy Is, Peaches, City & Colour, Tears for Fears, The Arcade Fire, Lupe Fiasco, Belle & Sebastian, Killswitch Engage, Copeland..oh, and Kanye.

Movies:

Oh ya know.. Almost Famous, Vanilla Sky, Wedding Crashers, Garden State, Love Actually, Memento, Mean Girls, I Am Sam, Catch Me if You Can, The Wedding Planner, Crash, Magnolia, Life is Beautiful, Superbad, Amelie, Juno..

Television:

Sex & the City.Friends.Food Network.

Books:

Smashed.Great Gatsby.Rebecca.Angelaâ€™s Ashes.To Kill A Mockingbird.Running With Scissors.

Heroes:

The "g-unit" (grandma and grandpa), Oprah, and the fam bam.