Tom - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm married and I like to use other people's tooth brushes when I at in other people's bathrooms. I am nice. I'm tubby. I like big butts and I cannot lie. Well, I can lie, but I do not see the need in fibbing about my love of big butts. Big butts are ever so nice. If you have a big butt, please add me as a friend so I can look at your butt.

My Interests

I like anything except to be called late to dinner. I love cheese. Big asses are nice. That's not to say that I do not like little butts or boobs. It is just that big asses are just so big and round and juicy.

I'd like to meet:

Mostly just people I already know and cool people who floss. Oh and anyone who has a big butt.

Music:

Anything but new country. I like all kinds if shizit.

Movies:

I like movies by that one crazy guy. I don't really have a favorite a this time.

Television:

I only watch cartoons on Sunday night, sports, and American Idol.

Books:

Any book not recommended by my wife. Just kidding. Don't read "Dangerous Depths" no matter what you do. "The Cat's Meow" by Emily Carmichael is one of the greatest books no one has ever read.