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Marvin the Paranoid Android

About Me


'Let's build robots with Geniune People Personalities,' they said. So they tried it out with me. I'm a personality prototype. You can tell, can't you?

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side :(

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


It's the people you meet in this life that really get you down. The best conversation I had was over forty million years ago... and that was with a coffee machine.

You can click here for a list of people who I suppose might be interesting to talk to, but I don't think it'll be worth your time.

My Blog

Depressed

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.       They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:49:00 GMT

Whats the point?

There is no point.  It's all so depressing :-(
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:07:00 GMT

I'm bored

I can't take any more of this, oh God I'm so depressed
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:45:00 GMT