I'd like to meet:
The guy who invented the Roundhouse Kick and the Sucka Punch of Justice! (tm)
Music:
Rammstein, System of a Down, Bijelo Dugme, Nine Inch Nails, Korn, MC Chris, The Rat Pack, Angela, Wagner, Carl Orff, etc etc etc
Movies:
Starship Troopers, A Knights Tale, Waiting
Television:
Star Trek, Stargate, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, CSI, The Class and almost anything cartoony
Books:
Paradise Lost, Art of War, Othello, Macbeth
Heroes:
Jet Lee