Beach Eastwood

KISS ME I'M IRISH!
I AM ONE WHO BELEAVES THAT LIFE CAN BE, AND WILL BE HARD AS FUCK! BUT STILL I KEEP PUSHIN. FOR LIFE IS A TEST AND "I'M GETTIN SICK OF ALL THESE POP QUIZ'S" BUT MY GOLE IS TO HAVE MORE GOOD MEMORIES THEN FUCKED UP ONES. I'M BEING BLUNT BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS THE TRUTH! THE DEVIL KEEPS STEPPIN ON MY ASS BUT I KEEP GETTIN BACK UP FOR GOD HAS GOT MY BACK! LORD PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR MY BAD ASS MOUTH AND TEMPER. AND IF I PASS TODAY! I HAVE HAD A GREAT LIFE AND HAVE MADE MANY PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH THEIR ASS OFF! I HOPE MY SON HAS LEARNED AT LEAST SOMETHING FROM MY ASS! AND I HOPE HE FEELS THE JOY OF MAKING OTHERS LAUGH AND SMILE ASWELL. KNOW WITH OUT LAUGHTER IN MY LIFE, "I'D DONE KILLED A MUTHA F@..$!! BY NOW HOMIES!! HAHA. NOW REALLY ABOUT MY IRISH ASS! I'M HUSBAND AND FATHER OF ONE 7-Y/O LITTLE BOY, AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL IN THE WORLD! SHE IS SIX MONTHS OLD AND AND HAS THE BEAUTIFUL NAME I'VE GIVIN HER OF "KAY'LEESE PEBBLES BEACH" SHE IS MY LIL SWEET PRIDE AND JOY, AND NO MATTER HOW BAD MY DAY GETS ALL I NEED IS TO SEE HER BEAUTIFUL SMILE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SEEM RIGHT IN THE WORLD. WELL AFTER 10 YEARS IN THE MARINE CORPS "OOH RAH V-3/7" AND A MARRIAGE THAT WENT TO SHIT! WITH A GIRL WHO I STILL WISH THE BEST TO. I STARTED DOING STAND UP COMEDYABOUT 5 YEARS AGO AND I STILL LOVE TO PUT IT DOWN ON STAGE WITH THE BEST OF THEM! I WORK FULL TIME FOR THE UNION PACIFIC RAILROAD MOVING LOCOMOTIVES AROUND THE YARD AND PREPAREING THEM FOR THEIR NEXT DESTINATIONI. AM A DIE HARD RED SOX FAN AND LONG TIME YANKEE HATER! I HAVE BEEN TO 21 COUNTRIES AND SEEN ALOT OF CRAZY SHIT!! SHIT I CAN NOT TALK ABOUT SHHH! HA HA. I AM A GOD FEARING MAN WHO SINS A LOT BUT PRAYS ALOT ASWELL. I AM A TRUE DEEP CALIFORNIA BLOODED WEST COAST LOVIN FOOL! WHO WILL NEVER MOVE OUT OF CALI! I AM CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF SLEEVING UP BOTH ARMS WITH IRISH PRIDE TATTOOS. I BELEAVE LAUGHTER IS THE KEY TO LIFE & HAPPYNESS. BUT I ALSO HAVE A HELL OF A LOT OF ROAD RAGE FOR SOME DAMN REASION! FRICKIN BRAKE LIGHT STOMPIN, SLOW ASS-FAST LANE DRIVIN, NO BLINKER USEING SOB'S OK LET ME STOP HA HA! WELL I KNOW THAT I CAN SAY THAT IF I DIE TODAY, I'VE HAD A GREAT LIFE! SO ALWAYS REMEMBER SMILE AND TELL THOSE WHO ARE DEAR TO YOU THAT YOU LOVE THEM BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST TIME TO DO SO! AND TRY NOT TO KILL ANYONE EVEN IF "I DO THINK IT WOULD SWEET!!" SOME DAMN TIMES. REMEMBER LAUGHTER "HA-HA" MUTHA F@..!%!!
RED SOX NATION "SO CAL" CHAPTER!
TO ALL OF YOU TRUE BEAN TOWN FAITHFULL, OCT 27 2004 WILL FOR EVER BE THE GREATEST DAY IN SPORTS HISTORY! I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT I WAS AT THIS PLACE HERE IN SOUTHERN-CAL CALLED THE "BEER HUNTER" AND WHEN EDGAR RENTERIA WAS TOSSED OUT FOR THE FINIAL OUT! WOW!!! THERE WE WERE, A BUNCH OF GROWN ASS MEN SOBBIN OUR EYES OUT LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE BITCH'S! BUT LET ME TELL YOU IT WAS ALL WORTH IT. AND TO THINK MY SON GOT TO SEE IT ONLY SIX YEARS IN TO HIS LIFE! MAY GOD FOREVER BE WITH JOHNNY DAMON, DAVID ORTIZ, MANNY, V-TECK ECT! AND IF WE EVER LOSE ONE OF THEM TO ANOTHER TEAM GOD HELP US! PLEASE DON'T LET THEM TURN OUT TO BE A PUNK ASS! LIKE WADE BOGGS. I'D LIKE ALL YOU SOX FANS TO DROP ME SOME PICS OF YOU AND ALL YOUR SOX HOMIES. AND REMEMBER IF WE SHALL DIE TODAY WE ALL SAW THE BIGGEST CHOKE! IN SPORTS HISTORY BY THE EVIL EMPIRE.
I DID IT! I'M A FU..@&*! HERO!
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