Two-leg man stepped in my vomit |
and I watched him do it.
And I laughed.
And he yelled at me, but I didn't care. That's why I put it there in the first place.
I vomited and waited for him to step in it.
have a good weekend,
Harvard K...
Posted by Harvard Kitty on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:05:00 PST |
Two-leg man unplugged my water fountain |
I AM ANGRY
Posted by Harvard Kitty on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:56:00 PST |
Two-leg man cleaned my butthole! |
I AM ANGRY
Posted by Harvard Kitty on Sun, 04 May 2008 04:33:00 PST |
Consider me single! |
The last straw. No more Harvard Kitty love for you!
Where is my sucky blanky mommy? I must suck blanky and comfort myself.
I wonder what Kelly Ripa is up to today? I love your skinny arms, Kelly Ripa!...
Posted by Harvard Kitty on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 05:26:00 PST |
I just can’t quit him |
Dear Mark Brunetz,
I just can’t quit you.
you decorate my world.
sigh.
Harvard Kitty.
p.s., Hiss. Don’t touch me. Just admire me from over there.
Posted by Harvard Kitty on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 07:27:00 PST |
Repeat blog - first of all, I’m a cat |
and second, even if I still had testicles, which I don’t, I would prefer same-sex primary kitty relationships. If you are a sexy woman with pictures of your butt in a thong or pushed up boobs to...
Posted by Harvard Kitty on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:33:00 PST |
Mark Brunetz doesn't love me |
He did not post my comment.
I do not understand why.
I wrote "Mark Brunetz, why don't you love me?"
Well, Mark, you know what?
I do not love you anymore.
p.s. don't touch me....
Posted by Harvard Kitty on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:21:00 PST |
Bebe Kitty |
Bebe is my minion. The first soldier in my evil kitty army.I said, Bebe kitty, pee on sucky blanky mommy, she likes it. And she did. I laughed my kitty ass off.Hiss. Don't touch me.
Posted by Harvard Kitty on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:10:00 PST |
I really should be working on my novel... |
But Harvard has a question. Are Southerners genetically inferior to the rest of your wretched species?They fly that loser Confederate flag -- do they think they won that war? Harvard says, read a news...
Posted by Harvard Kitty on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:48:00 PST |
You are probably all wondering... |
why there are pictures of me being nice to a kitty all over the internet.Well, I'm already outnumbered and Bozzio's hates her, so when I clean her, it pisses that fat bitch Bozzio off. Now leave me al...
Posted by Harvard Kitty on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:01:00 PST |
