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Kabes!

About Me

Death to Nexu. I only started this page 'cause I was bored at work. But since my housemate/landlord/comedy husband has had a broadband connection installed. I thought this was a much better use for his laptop when he's not around, rather than filling it with porn. End Communication.Muppet Show - Fozzy Bear (I got rythm)
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Stan Lee, Larry Hagman, Burt Reynolds, "Marvelous" Marvin Hagler, Bruce Campbell, Elvira, Fozzie Bear, Barry Davies, Dickie Davis, Terry Wogan, Jim Ross, Trish Stratus, Bobby Heenan and George Foreman, I met Adam West (TV's Batman) once, he's a class act.

My Blog

LUCHA!

In a darkened hall somewhere in North London, a boisterous, drunken crowd is cheering on two sweaty, almost naked, masked men, throwing themselves about for the pleasure of the rabid assemblage. Even ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:10:00 GMT

School

It's a Thursday afternoon in Mr Cadmans English lesson. The pupils are all sitting in silence as they read the books they have chosen to write a report about. I'm sat at the back of the class getting ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:59:00 GMT

Absence

Well, I haven't been bothering to hammer out over a keyboard much these last few weeks. To be honest I've not really had much to blather about. I was planning on doing one about the last day of School...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 19:11:00 GMT

Extinguish

First it was my thirtieth birthday. Then it was my New Year resolution and now, in yet another desperate, hopefully final attempt to give up. I'm going to use the ban on smoking in enclosed public spa...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:08:00 GMT

Eidolon

Policeman, Stuntman and Pro-wrestler are just a few of the now whimsical ideas I had about "what I wanted to be when I grow up" when I was a nipper. Of course the cold harsh realities of life have cru...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 19:49:00 GMT

London II

Did channel 4 lose the bidding war for the next series of Desperate Housewives? Didn't think so, so what the bloody hell is going on in Big Brother? To be honest I've not seen a lot of it so far. No d...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 21:41:00 GMT

Meldrew

I've woken up in a bit of a mood this morning. Not the most shocking of statements that, why leave a comfy warm bed for anything? I left my lunch in the fridge for a start. On the upside it means I've...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 18:29:00 GMT

Art

When I was a little lad, the one thing I really wanted to do when I grew up was draw comics. It's probably the only reason I can think of why I used to love scribbling away with a pencil. It was a run...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:36:00 GMT

Boredom

Like millions of people. When things are a bit quiet at work and I need something to while away the hours in the office, before I can go home. There's nothing better than breaking up my thumb twiddlin...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:23:00 GMT

Shalomverymuch

Along with fans of Star Trek, there is no greater, stereotypical example of a rabid fan base than the followers of Elvis Presley. Or more to the point, the fabled Elvis impersonator. Personally, I'm a...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:28:00 GMT