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Joey

I wouldn't tell you if I did care.

About Me


Myspace LayoutsI'm 36 yrs old I've never been married (my mother just doesn't know why) and I don't have any children. I have a 3rd shift manufacturing job in Anderson. I own my house in Easley. I like dogs but I don't have one now. One of my best friends has said several times that he has known me ten years and never seen me lose my temper. I think he may be discounting a few agitated moments , but I concur that I tend to maintin control. I think Dan Connor (John Goodman) once said " Take all those feelings swallow them, then pour beer on em. " I'm sure that isn't an accurate quote, but the gist is there. That being said, I may be a bit dense and think in pictures, but I am also as dedicated, protective, and loyal as any mutt.

My Interests

books, comedy, politics, gardening, fishing,

I'd like to meet:

Hemmingway, Stephen King, Dwayne Johnson, Dean Koontz,

Music:

country, rock, ska, metal

Movies:

Matchpoint,Donnie Darko, Full Metal Jacket, Highlander, Boondock Saints, Lucky Number Slevin, Cool Hand Luke

Television:

The Unit, NCIS,Grey's Anatomy, Two and a Half Men

Books:

Double Whammy, The Shining, too many to mention I can be a voracious reader. I don't think I could keep this updated and keep my grass cut. My house is allready a stye.

Heroes:

my Grandmother, my Father, and anyone else who survives without handouts

My Blog

just because

I'm only here now because I have to work tonight. I think 3rd shift sucks. I'll have to try to get some sleep soon, but after some time off it still sucks. If I'd won the lottery I wouldn't be here no...
Posted by joeybear on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:35:00 PST

Ellen and Blake

For anyone who is interested. Blake seems to be doing well for now. All I know is that Ellen is holding him and that he is alive. I've stayed at a distance be cause I would just want a little peace at...
Posted by joeybear on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:02:00 PST

personal ads

A woman who was tired of bad relationships posted an ad in a singles collumn. It read " SF seeks man who won't beat me,  leave me, yet will fulfill me sexually."   A few days later her doorb...
Posted by joeybear on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:38:00 PST

Elderly couple in Church

A couple in their 80s were sitting in Church one Sunday when the lady leaned over to her husband of 62 years and said " I just cut a silent fart, what should I do? ". After a brief pause he leaned ov...
Posted by joeybear on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:01:00 PST

drinks after work

A man visits a localbar after work one day where he has too much to drink. He has so much in fact that he ends up puking on his own shirt. In the restroom trying to clean up he complains to another pa...
Posted by joeybear on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:34:00 PST

a man, an ostrich, and a cat

A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. The man orders a drink then the ostrich says me too, and the cat says me too but I'm not paying. At this point the man reaches into his pocket and pul...
Posted by joeybear on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 10:00:00 PST