Fact sheet 1

Hi I'm a very devout, religious boy. I never eat a girls pussy before I've said a prayer.
I truly am women's prince on a white horse. Though, my harness is a little bit rusty, nowadays. That's because we're havin' a raining season at present in Belgium. As you know Belgium is a subtropic country, near the equator. A little bit left to Ghana and right to the Antarctic. Over here we still like to eat our neighbors.
Our national dish is neighbor with tomataise flavored with Cuban Rum. By law we have to use garlic and parsley in every dish we make. Also thyme, rosemary, celery and artichoke are highly recommended for potential reasons. It's tradition to start smokin' medicinal herbs from the age of three on.
Our country's main export product is erotical literature. We're experts in that due to the expertise we have on the erotic field. As a matter of fact our national flag carries stylized images of a phallus, an ass, a vagina and 2 boobs. We are experienced also in every aspect considered marginal or borderline of the erotic field. The works of the "Marquis de Sade", "Leopold von Sacher-Masoch", "George Bataille", "Anne Rice" etc. are mandatory literature in our high schools, this to enable every Belgian to understand the fine liaisons between sexuality and power, sexuality and roles, etc... . You could say: Belgians are experts in erotics. And in what it takes to drive people to the most ecstatic experience of erotic satisfaction.
Our second export product are chickens. That's because we don't like to fuck animals. We may pretend we're animals during the act, but that's as far as it goes.
That's why Belgians have the smartest people of the world. That's why we invented French fries, the saxophone, the telephone, the best medicines, ... and have also a lot of our smart people workin' abroad. We, involuntary, by fate, have the role of savior of the world resting upon our shoulders. But that's no problem. WE can carry that load. Belgium rocks. Even if we dislike our politicians, we still think Belgium rocks!
After reading all this, you just might want to go and rank my picture . Tnx.
The kiss - Rodin