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M J

Enjoy life! There's plenty of time to be dead.

About Me

I'm sexy, I'm cute! I'm popular to boot! I'm bitchin', great hair! The boys all love to stare! I'm wanted, I'm hot! I'm everything your not! Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest! I'm rockin'! I smile! And many think I'm vile. I'm flyin', I jump! You can look but don't you hump! Whoo! I'm nature, I roar! I swear I'm not a whore!MJaison fuck MJaison MJaison MJaison MJaison MJaison MJaison MJaison MJaison MJaison MJaison MJaison MJaison MJaison MJaison MJaison MJaison MJaison-

My Interests

Music:

So many to list. CLICK HERE to see my personal music charts!

Movies:

Elizabethtown.Corpse Bride.A Time To Kill.An Unfinished Life.Monster-in-Law.Shall We Dance?.Jersey Girl.Gigli.Maid in Manhattan.Enough.Angel Eyes.The Wedding Planner.The Cell.Antz.Out of Sight.U Turn.Anaconda.Selena.Blood & Wine.Jack.Money Train.My Family.My Little Girl.The Whole Nine Yards.Frida.American Beauty.The Thomas Crown Affair.The Others.Vanilla Sky.Closer.The House of Yes.Red Eye.Finding Nemo.Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.Serving Sara.Harry Potter.Jerry Maguire.Drowning Mona.Fargo

Heroes:

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -- R&B singer Mariah Carey, also a Make-a-Wish Foundation spokeswoman.

My Blog

Somebody's trying to kill me!

So today in the shower, as I'm lathering my hair and singing to myself, the little suction sup mirror that I use to shave, fell on my foot. Had it been only 2 centimeters to the left, I could have los...
Posted by M.Jaison ®" on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:39:00 PST

My Valentine


Posted by M.Jaison ®" on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:59:00 PST

Losing my mind

How can only one day go by and I think it's an entire week?  Sometimes, a week goes by and it seems like only a day has passed. I'm convinced I am slowly losing my mind.   ...
Posted by M.Jaison ®" on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:39:00 PST

sigh

i miss cincinnati
Posted by M.Jaison ®" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Morning television

Who really gives a shit if Katie Couric can hit a fucking baseball? Or that Jude Law was caught, by his own child, in bed with his nanny? Or that Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are so retarte...
Posted by M.Jaison ®" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stall doors and rubber bands

That's funny! It reminds me so much of working at Argosy. It's so something Jennie and I would have done!   One day Jennie went to the bathroom and when she pushed open the stall door it slammed ...
Posted by M.Jaison ®" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST