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Matt

About Me

Relatively bored these days. I blame everyone else, not myself. Entertain me.

My Blog

Building Houses

How come so many old people live in houses that were built by their spouse?Like, all the time, you got this grandma who's all "Your grandfather built this house with his bare hands."A. I bet his hands...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:21:00 GMT

Dawson’s Creek

So, I got home all late and what not and flipped on TBS.  Apparently Dawson's Creek is what they chose to round out their stellar lineup of original shows such as The Bill Engvall show and some T...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 06:04:00 GMT

On one hand...

I voted today.  So that's a good thing.  An informed decision to vote for Obama.  Even if he did get smoked.On the other hand...I'm terribly uninformed about every other election. ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:57:00 GMT

If I have to hear....

One more god damned story about that "guy" who got pregnant, then I am just going to scream. How is this news?Guess what. "He" isn’t a guy. Just because "he" got his boobs chopped off and took ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:03:00 GMT

Best News Ever.

Dear PokerStars Player - As you are probably aware, the United States Congress recently enacted the Safe Port Act which contains provisions relating to Internet gambling. PokerStars has received exten...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 00:04:00 GMT

Let's go.

Not taking into account the fact that I clearly don't have enough money for it, who wants to go to Denmark or Japan at the end of the summer to see Junior Senior?  I've been waiting paitently, bu...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 11:03:00 GMT