Dear person,
You want to know about me? ok you probably all answered no... If so, fine, fuck you. Stop reading. But if you answered yes, then come on in. sit down. Have a drink :P
My names Jake, like what it says over there next to that picture of me. I’m a guy.
-Ok if you know me, you know I’m into art... comic art mostly. I’ve been known to make my own comics; some of witch are on my website(not anymore, i closed it. it was wank). Lately I’ve become more interested in coloring other peoples line art. Why? Well because I know some pretty damn mint artists! And coloring there work is like an orgy for your hands... and who wouldn’t like an orgy?... wait, come to think of it, I wouldn't. I mean you can’t really connect properly with that many people at once... ok I’ll stop talking about that. so yeah, coloring. I’ve started work with "modern monstrosity comics" lol sounds executive, but it ain’t :P its a small press publication originating form London, and sells its books all over the UK. And as soon as my works printed, i know a few Americans who will get there hands on it. I’m boosting there comic to the international market! lol
-Your still reading? Damn! You ARE interested in me... ok. Well I also do animation? you wanna hear bout that? Well ok, I can make animation... there. I once made a cartoon about a dragon for a small company in my town, the script and story was pretty shit... so was the pay. but hey, it was fun. i should have it up on here when I figure that out.
-ok your still here, so your weird :P catch me on msn [email protected] if you can hold a conversation long enough then i wont block ya!
-ok super stalker territory. At this point I’m not going to put my address, but I will say random things I like. Sponge bob square pants, this is a very underestimated cartoon. this ant some kids thing, you could pass this off on "prime time" TV and it would so, so work! also "my parents are aliens" works like that. and fairly odd parents... power rangers? Hmmm maybe not. But power rangers kicked ass... they’ve ruined it lately, fucking wankers! And if you ever watched the original animated series of sonic the hedgehog, I love you! And you have to get me on msn!!! That’s the greatest show ever!
-Ok this were the readers with shit all else to do are reading. Download itunes, and download the "massively .. gamer" pod casts... there great boredom killers. or go on my bebo, make an account and flame the fuck out of the haters!!!
-Well thanks for reading this far! If you’ve read this because its made you chuckle, then I’m sorry its all over :(
-Peace ~jake