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Marla Goddess

About Me

DID YOU SEE WHICH WAY THEY WERE HEADED? HOW MANY OF THEM WERE THERE? HOW FAST THEY WERE GOING? FOR I, AM THEIR LEADER... I am a Mother, and that only now...I make beautiful babies....I come from a long line of strong and amazing women...WHEN I SPEAK, YOU WILL KNOW... ....AND I ROCK..Who are you? And why is it that you follow me?! Do you really want to know more about me? I know people that turn out their porch lights when I wander down their drive....True story..... ..I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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What Famous Leader Are You?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Marla
Birthday: My mother was a wooly mammoth..(Sorry Ma)
Birthplace: I'm a citizen if this is immigration ur looking for my friend Attilla...& uh I don't know where he is...
Current Location: You are beginning to scare me.
Eye Color: green-gray/ hazel??
Hair Color: Brunette
Height: Oh yeah I'm tall, cap that ass at the net.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, French, Dutch and some W.O.P. that noone wants to admit somewhere on a boat dock..
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas flops
Your Weakness: Must I?
Your Fears: Dark water, deep water,running out of time
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni & ANCHOVIES!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Regain sanity.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Poo face. or POOP
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I, Why have I not slept in my own bed for almost a year now?!
Your Best Physical Feature: Long silky ears,, legs ain't so bad either. Oh and my manly voice...gorgeous to wake up early next to...
Your Bedtime: The opposite of yours.
Your Most Missed Memory: Why do I have to miss a memory if I still have it to remember? Geez.
Pepsi or Coke: Coca-Cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: One thing on each menu.
Single or Group Dates: I didn't know the kids were doing that these days.. I like it simple. However that is..
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: No thanks.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, but do I have to eat it?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, shot Ammaretto, only after an expensive dinner out..
Do you Smoke: Nicotine kills, you are all sheep. Nope,and you smell funny.
Do you Swear: I try to maintain a steady stream of obscenities on an hourly basis...
Do you Sing: Like a banshee with a little bit of Tina Turner up her ass..
Do you Shower Daily: Oh I see what you're getting at...
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: No, sounds frightening and statistically very displeasing.
Do you belive in yourself: Oh yes, and I have a few voices somewhere within to back me up just in case.
Do you get Motion Sickness: EXTREME/ (G.B.B.? Got Barf Bag?)
Do you think you are Attractive: Love thyself, hell yes.
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: I love them dearly, hope it's mutual, eh?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Exciting and sensual
Do you play an Instrument: Piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Are you kidding? My Nana ran moonshine!
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yup, I even have some great scrips!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes. Poop.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Oh yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I haven't had an OREO since I was 10.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Every month
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Ouch, no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, you must know me...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Of course. There are things out there that just want to be mine...I raid the Emergency room for disposable thermometers and stuff. I think the price is included in my huge ass bill!!!
Ever been Drunk: Well Margaret, there were a few times...
Ever been called a Tease: No, It wouldn't be true and I believe it's common knowledge that I have a stiff backhand and low tolerance for stupidity.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, many times grasshopper.
Ever Shoplifted: During my rambunctious youth until I got caught at 14. Never again, PARANOID!
How do you want to Die: I don't.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: The ones that look nicely into mine.
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Tall baby..Over 6 ft atleast.
Weight: Whatever's healthy
Best Clothing Style: Simple but unique.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None of your business, that has nothing to do with who I am. A party roster is not pretty.
Number of CDs I own: Many
Number of Piercings: 10 all together
Number of Tattoos: in future
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A REAL MAN... STALKERS BE GONE WITH YOU!!! I truly don't need new friends! If you do, I have a growing list of a few that I wouldn't mind passing off! I need a psychiatric evaluation, a ticket back to NOLA, some batteries for my camera, a good conversation from time to time, no longer a stroller, she strolls on her own. And she strolls so fine!! My girl!I would like to meet

My Blog

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...sometimes I wonder, how we all have time for this... wasted youth...OH wait, I'm old.... What the hell is my problem?
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:53:00 GMT