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KELSO K

Fermented Offal....Discharge

About Me

my name is kelso.my aim is teh kelso.i love music.i love cars.im really easy going and laid back.i like cool duders.i go disc golfing every friday morning @ westpark.

London. London? London. London? Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

My Interests

music.guitar.cars.women.racing.
music does = life for me, at least.

I'd like to meet:

People:
Ky , JENNAZ KILLER, Salv's , Destroyer , DANimal.
Music:
Black Dahlia Murder and far too many other bands...
*A Strike-Through denotes I've met the individual(s)

Music:

too many to list, so just look at this.
wow, a rhyme.

Movies:

Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean?
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

Television:

MythBusters
Dirty Jobs
Futurama
Family Guy
seriously the only tv i watch.

Books:

Zombie Survival Guide
World War Z

Heroes:

Heroes die.

My Blog

The Origin Of SHOWER

Ive always had some snazzy away message for when I showered. I usually break down the word into a acronym and today I think I found the origins of the word, SHOWER.I believe SHOWER originally roots fr...
Posted by KEL.SO VILE on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:42:00 PST

smoke|ya|later

....thats what they all say....thats what they all say...thats what they all say..thats what they all say.i finally got to..see the sky...
Posted by KEL.SO VILE on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:35:00 PST