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perez.

Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week

About Me

I'm Jeff and I'm a senior at Monmouth University. I have a sick obsession with music and cars. I am crazy random with an even crazier family and guarantee I'll find some way to make you laugh. I am very focused but at the same time have no idea what I want to do in life. There is a lot more about me that I just dont feel like typing so get at me...

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities." --Theodore Seuss Geisel

My Interests

music, playin ball, goin to AC, being a degenerate gambler, cars of all kinds, chillin with my boys, meeting people crazier then I am, being the man

I'd like to meet:

people who are chillin and girls who aren't high maintenance bitches........... and pharell williams because he is the fuckin man
I scored a 71% on the "how fucking JERSEY are you?" Quizie! What about you?

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Music:

music is my thing.... i listen to basically everything.... i am probably the most musically diverse person you will find.... EVER!

Movies:

sin city, fight club, boondock saints, pulp fiction, meet the parents, eurotrip, dazed and confused, napoleon dynamite, old school, talladega nights, anchorman, wedding crashers, little miss sunshine, many others i can't think of right now

Television:

entourage, family guy, sopranos, miami ink, unique whips

Books:

if by books, you mean maxim, then yes...

Heroes:

my pops, "uncle donny"

My Blog

New Fuckin' Jersey

You Know You're from New Jersey When... ...you recognize or can relate to at least 10 of these: You've been seriously injured at Action Park. You know that the only people who call it "Joise...
Posted by perez. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST