I Met a Beastie Boy at SXSW! |
It's true. I, Austin Jernigan, met a member of the Beastie Boys and shook his hand! My life is now complete.I don't remember his name. He has a film company, Oscilloscope Pictures, and his guy was ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:42:00 GMT |
We're All Retarded, We're All Brilliant |
Several years ago, Mack Lindsey did a bit at the Velveeta Room about proof that there is no God. Conjoined twins. Something about Ol butterfingers in the womb. It was more provocative than funny...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:26:00 GMT |
Thank You Jesus (Merry Christmas) |
I am a Christian because Jesus said, "Do for others as you would like them to do for you. That sums up the law." Matthew 7:12
As a Christian, I like science and figure that God created e...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:27:00 GMT |
Presidents of the USA |
We need to get Barack Obama elected President of the United States.He is not an ideal candidate, but no person ever has been. Maybe George Washington in 1788 & 1792 and Dwight Eisenhowe...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 07:32:00 GMT |
John O'Bama and Barack McCain |
One of them will be the President of the USA in 2009. The other will continue being a Senator.
Each of them needs to answer two questions.
Senator McCain, if you are elected President, how will ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:11:00 GMT |
when you think back |
When you think back to where you came from...
You have two parents and four grandparents.
Eight great-grandparents and 16 great-great-grandparents.
You were born in much the same way as all your ances...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:05:00 GMT |
Its Good to Be a Human |
It is hard to be a human. It doesn't matter how wealthy you are, it doesn't matter how healthy you are, living in this world is a continual challenge. There has always been...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 23:42:00 GMT |
The Bears |
In 1982, I was enjoying a sandwich at Thundercloud Subs. A highly intelligent bear came over who wanted to make a film. It didn't seem at all surprising at the time. His name wa...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:10:00 GMT |
Love Is Real |
God likes you.
I don’t know why there is so much violence and suffering in this world.
It is probable that every person goes to heaven after he or she dies.
It is certain that heaven is within y...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:20:00 GMT |
you are rich and famous |
Being alive makes you a very wealthy person.
Being alive on this planet makes you famous amongst the higher beings we call angels.
Enjoy your fame and fortune!
There are no limits on what you can...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 06:15:00 GMT |
