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DIYAK

Do It Yourself Abortion Kits

About Me

We are the mighty band "Do it Yourself Abortion Kits", here to bring the message of Nicktoons, videogames, death, gore, and various other family friendly things in the musical form of a bukkake shot from Doug after he got done fucking Patti mayonnaise in the asshole.

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Music:

Member Since: 2/1/2005
Band Members: Guitars and Vocals - Dave | Drums and Vocals - Matt | Bass - Mike | Vocals - ChrisV | Guitar and baby cries - Emerick
Influences: Old nicktoons, videogames, and movies.
Sounds Like: Shit
Type of Label: None

My Blog

New Songs: Fetus For Brains

Finally DIYAK gets off their ass and does a new track. I know our 3 and a half fans have been dying for a new one. New one is called "Fetus for brains", which is a title originally conceived by the pe...
Posted by DIYAK on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:05:00 PST

New song: Shitty ball water. (based on a true story)

So we have a new song called Shitty ball water. It is about the time our friend emerick shit in a ball washer at a golf course at 1am. (...yeah) So we decided to write a track about it.  Since ou...
Posted by DIYAK on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:30:00 PST

New Song: The Rape of Helga G. Pataki.

New track about Gerald ripping Helga's stupid pink dress off and raping the everloving shit outta her asshole and giving her the HIV.  Random hey arnold and other references throughout the track,...
Posted by DIYAK on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 06:35:00 PST

New song: Fucking Patti Mayonnaise in the Asshole.

This isn't really a new song. DIYAK recorded this song (Along with Hey arnold, you're a FGT and the Doug theme) like, 3 or more years ago.  Just putting it up here because our recording equipment...
Posted by DIYAK on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 03:16:00 PST

New song up: Daddy would you like some Saussage?

This new track is inspired by the classic family film "Freddy got fingered". The movie is a heartwarming tale of a son trying to make his father proud.  If you haven't seen the movie, you won't g...
Posted by DIYAK on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:37:00 PST

New song: WTF is a Fraggle stick car?

We've been wondering for a while, what the fuck exactly is a fragglestick car. If anyone could let us know, that would be brutal. Oh yeah, and we took 5 mins to record a song that contains that very q...
Posted by DIYAK on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:17:00 PST