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Ryan

Sometimes, to really appreciate Quizno's, you have to eat there at least once a day.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cormac McCarthy. If you'd like to be my friend and I don't know you, please send me a message. Thanks.

Music:

Tom Waits, Joni, David Bowie, Hendrix

Movies:

Barton Fink. Zorba the Greek. Repo Man American Beauty. Mel Brooks's Movies. Raging Bull. My Dinner with Andre. Spinal Tap. Seven Samurai

Television:

home movies, star trek, stella, da ali g show, freaks and geeks, daily show, south park, tom goes to the mayor, mst 3k, sarah silverman show, trailer park boys, tim and eric awesome show great job, kids in the hall, perry mason, the joy of painting, moral orel, human giant, friday night lights, the office

Books:

Moby-Dick. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. The Border Trilogy. Hitchhiker's Guide. The Hobbit. Invisible Man. Blood Meridian. O Pioneers!. In Me Own Words. Fight Club. Everything is Illuminated. Any Sherlock. LOTR trilogy. Any Conan.

Heroes:

Hank Williams, Bob Odenkirk, Patton Oswalt, Herman Melville, Phil Lynott Gustav Mahler, Joni Mitchell, Tim and Eric, Neil Hamburger, My parents (i know, cliche, whatever. i really mean it)

My Blog

Wow

Sorry it took me so long, Lisa. I've been a terrible blogger here on MySpace. I've been really loving Hollywood. I've seen the best stand-up, sketch, and improv comedy of my life here. I'm so glad tha...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:18:00 PST

I wanna talk about ME!

ANSWER THESE! NOW!1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in o...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:53:00 PST

YAY! PIE!!!

So, things have been ok for me. I really love my profile song. Bon Jovi speaks my language: ROCK! If you got a problem, yo! I'll solve it. Check out my hook while the dj revolves it.You Are Apple PieY...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:16:00 PST

i can't sleep

i don't know what to do. i'm failing college. this sucks. i'm probably moving back to the hood. we'll see.
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:24:00 PST

This is good... I didn't write it...

AN OPEN LETTER TO LARRY THE CABLE GUYHi everybody!The following is a letter I wrote after picking up Git-R-Done - The Larry The Cable Guy Story (ghost written by Susan Sontag). I have to warn you that...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:15:00 PST

me.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:RyanBirthday:Aug. 22Birthplace:ParkdaleCurrent Location:EugeneEye Color:BlueHair Color:BlondeHeight:6'2"Right Handed or Left Handed:LeftYour Heritage:Swiss, Iri...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:45:00 PST

SURVEY TIME!!!

If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! (NOTE: I opened it and I had to fill it out...rules are rules)1. How tall are you barefoot?...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:31:00 PST

Yet another stolen quiz. Hooray internet boredom and sadness!

When is the last time you held hands with someone?when i was with marie on thursday. mmm... i miss marie.You wake up as the opposite gender, what's the one thing you do?pee sitting down.Who did you la...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:33:00 PST

I steal quizzes from people's blogs

Look at the last twelve people who commented you! Don't repeat if someone has commented you more than once in the last twelve times. You need twelve different people. Write them down and answer these ...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:10:00 PST

I hate hippies.

I am so angry and confused and violated after going to the North West String Summit today... It was... HORRIBLE!!! HIPPIES NEED TO STOP MEETING TOGETHER IN LARGE GROUPS AND CLAIMING BLUEGRASS FOR THEM...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:31:00 PST