"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -Oscar Zeta Acosta "Golden teeth and golden tones...welcome to my presence". They call me P-Nipps, Nipples, Crash, D, Big D, Dirty D, Zero, Mr. Bubbles, Bender, and many other names. I'm a tragedy in the making. I'm obsessed with music, movies, and photography. I like making collage books out of torn up magazines and comic books. I like to talk about anything. I like to help people. I have four cats, I want a dog (a big one), and I'm a huge animal lover. I have a weird sense of humor/style/decoration. I do things that amuse me, and hopefully amuse those around me in the process. I'm bipolar. I watch movies, like...all the time. I'm my own contradiction. I love making people laugh and smile. I'm anti-cool. I consider myself an amalgam of many different styles that I've created to make my own. I play video games in my downtime, when I'm not reading a book. I ramble. A lot. About nothing. And find it hard to stop myself. Like this. HA! What I say I mean, and what I mean I say, and they become anthems!
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