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About Me

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -Oscar Zeta Acosta

"Golden teeth and golden tones...welcome to my presence". They call me P-Nipps, Nipples, Crash, D, Big D, Dirty D, Zero, Mr. Bubbles, Bender, and many other names. I'm a tragedy in the making. I'm obsessed with music, movies, and photography. I like making collage books out of torn up magazines and comic books. I like to talk about anything. I like to help people. I have four cats, I want a dog (a big one), and I'm a huge animal lover. I have a weird sense of humor/style/decoration. I do things that amuse me, and hopefully amuse those around me in the process. I'm bipolar. I watch movies, like...all the time. I'm my own contradiction. I love making people laugh and smile. I'm anti-cool. I consider myself an amalgam of many different styles that I've created to make my own. I play video games in my downtime, when I'm not reading a book. I ramble. A lot. About nothing. And find it hard to stop myself. Like this. HA!

What I say I mean, and what I mean I say, and they become anthems!
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp, Hunter S. Thompson (RIP), Christopher Moore, Dean Koontz, Steven Tyler, Mandy Moore, Amanda Bynes, and Kristen Bell (I'm absolutely in love with them, sue me), Josh Homme, Dave Grohl, anyone who can carry on a half decent conversation (and preferably uses real words, not "text-speak) and don't forget!..You.

"Bring the ruckus!"

My Blog

Save the Wolves

Now, any of you who know me know that I love wolves. They're my favorite animal (kinda like Chris and his monkey fetish). So imagine my suprise when I saw this ad in the back of the Rolling Stone, wen...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:52:00 GMT

It’s a trap!!!

I'm back. But lazy. So expect disjointed sentences.Jeff's going out of town this weekend. So I'll be home, playing video games on my own. It'll be different, since I've been at his and Sarah's place e...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 13:49:00 GMT

Bits and Pieces

A man wearing a Have a Nice Day button was killed yesterday by a man who works at night.The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper pictures of the garbage.Did you notice that...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:03:00 GMT

The Ethanol Scam

(Figured I'd show why I dislike the bullshit that is ethanol. Credit Jeff Goodell of the Rolling Stone) The great danger of confronting peak oil and global warming isn't that we will sit on our collec...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:41:00 GMT

My Way Quotes

(These are random quotes I find hilarious from a group called My Way Entertainment, who takes random cartoons, and re-dubs them. It's a fucking riot)Fuckin cheeseburgers n' shit!!!Kobe? Kobe? KO-BE!!!...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 09:50:00 GMT

Consumed

Punctured lungsI'm out of breath, this time I'm suffocatingI've had enough now, too numb there's no resistingBecoming one, with all your failureNo coming back now, this bridge has been burnedTry to cu...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:13:00 GMT

Double dose? Double wide.

I'm at work. Bored.No shit, right?Hung out with Chris yesterday. It was fun. We didn't really accomplish much but some shopping, but it was good to actually see the guy.I've been telling everyone and ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 23:23:00 GMT

Sister

Here I am again, Overwhelming feelings A thousand miles away From your ocean home Part of me is near Thoughts of what we were invade The miles that stand between We can't separate You're all I hoped ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 22:22:00 GMT

My Empire of Dirt

Yesterday...sucked.I woke up at 10:30 am. I'm supposed to be at work at 8:30 am. Not only that, but I woke up to a cop pounding on the front door and yelling in the windows. Why? Because my boss and c...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:11:00 GMT

A Beautiful Disaster

Whaddup folks? How's the wives and kids?I've been doing alright for myself. Seems like I spend all of my time at work. Which would be ok, if it was consistent. It's either REALLY easygoing, or REALLY ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 14:08:00 GMT