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Matt the Ninja.

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About Me


Fuck yeah America.
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right now in life...
live. laugh. love.
go to barnes, it's ballin.
i say werd, sick, tight, and the f word too much.
i cuss a lot, i've been trying to settle it down a bit.
[so i wrote this about me awhile ago and i read the above statement and that's complete bullshit, haha.]
i don't dislike anyone.
i don't like liars.
--i just contradicted myself, tight.
i hate girls, it's final.
that's a lie, i actually love girls, but they're not worth the time.
that's a lie too, they definitely are.
fuck it.
i like music, a lot, it makes me feel better.
i wish i had musical talent.
i'm all about livin the fourth.
i love winter time and being able to wear jackets and jeans.
girls in hoodies are cute.
i like barnes and noble, way to much.
---i practically live there.
some times i just want to talk to someone.
i find myself walking around at target or walmart often.
i like showing affection.
i always want what i can't have, which is really nice and makes life so much easier.
sometimes life throws bullshit your way and the only way you can deal with it is to just straight up call grandpa's pp on life.
you win, ggnore.
i get lonely, but i hate being by myself.
i prefer to always have someone with me, even if it's just us sitting there doing our own thing and not talking.
just to you know, keep me unlonely.
sup ladies.
talk to me.
For the sake of convenience, here's a comment box
Matthew Thomas Klamka...I Love You
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Land of the Free, Home of the Brave
* First Amendment – Establishment Clause, Free Exercise Clause; freedom of speech, of the press, and of assembly; right to petition
* Second Amendment – Right to keep and bear arms.
* Third Amendment – Protection from quartering of troops.
* Fourth Amendment – Protection from unreasonable search and seizure.
* Fifth Amendment – due process, double jeopardy, self-incrimination, eminent domain.
* Sixth Amendment – Trial by jury and rights of the accused; Confrontation Clause, speedy trial, public trial, right to counsel
* Seventh Amendment – Civil trial by jury.
* Eighth Amendment – Prohibition of excessive bail and cruel and unusual punishment.
* Ninth Amendment – Protection of rights not specifically enumerated in the Bill of Rights.
* Tenth Amendment – Powers of states and people.

My Interests



girls
holding hands with the above
Nintendo
winter
Fractal Geometry and Theoretical Physics
Quantum mechanics.
Futbol.
Death Dodgeball.
nintendo
conan

STAR WARS!

I'd like to meet:


a pretty girl.
a good girl.
someone who makes me laugh.
someone who is ok with hanging out with me in PJs or sweat pants.
someone who likes me for me.

think i found her. :)

Matt
to comment me, click on comments,then on add comments. werd.

Me, in Music Form.

my bitches
comments?

Music:

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just about everything.
Coheed and Cambria.
Less than jake.
Michael Jackson.
Sublime.
Chiodos.
Novel(joe, mike, alex, and jason) ---f yes guys
The Format
The Shins
Regina Spektor
Bedouin Soundclash
The Postal Service
Fiona Apple.
Ben Folds.
Vanessa Carlton.
Zolof The Rock and Roll Destroyer
Rufio
Daft Punk.
Cascada.
Eyes Set to Kill.
Killswitch Engage.
Fear Before the March of Flames.
As I Lay Dying.
blessthefall.
Scary Kids, Scaring Kids.
A Billion Ernies.
Kenny Chesney.
Toby Keith.
Eminem
Tupac
umm, i dont not like anything.
i like almost everything.

Movies:

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The Boondock Saints
Donnie Darko
Garden State
300? yes.
Butterfly Effect
The Fast and The Furious movies.
Matrix movies.
Young Frankenstein

and now, the best for last...
STAR WARS!

Television:


Family Guy
and
Conan!!

Books:

The Outsiders

Star Wars: Darth Bane: Path of Destruction

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

The DaVinci Code

below is my ownage lvl100 crobat.

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Heroes:

www.myspace.com/mattklamka
check it.
the fellas mentioned on there own.
CONAN O'BRIEN!!
Nick Sargent-i miss ya bro.
Mr. Relph, i'm trying so hard to put what i want to say in words, but i'm having a hard time, but seriously, the epitome of what a man should be. He was a good guy to chat with about anything, even girls, haha.
everyone had the deepest respect for you and you will be missed by many.
thanks for being a part of my life.
RIP.

My Blog

why people hate America

probably becausewe haveblacks and whiteshispanics and asiansnative americans and middle easternspeople of every racewe havejusticebalanceopportunityfreedomwe havethe right to believe what we wantthe r...
Posted by Matt the Ninja. on Tue, 27 May 2008 12:31:00 PST

best soccer players of all time

the game’s best players in my eyes, in no particular order.zinedine zidane.kaka.ronaldinho.ronaldo.c ronaldo.luis figo.francesco totti.paolo maldini.ruud van nistelrooy.fabio canavarro.timmy mol...
Posted by Matt the Ninja. on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:24:00 PST

cars i want and like.

cars 1972 Buick GSX 1987 Buick GNX 2006 Chevrolet Corvette C6 Z06 1965 Buick Wildcat 1967 Buick LeSabre 1967 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 1968 Buick Electra 1970 Buick Riviera 1970 Chevrolet Corvette 1972 ...
Posted by Matt the Ninja. on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 07:32:00 PST

funny compliment...thing

"""   dude mattdont worry about itgirls like upersonally i cant figure it outwhat with the wierd gay clothingand gay hairstyles...and overall creepiness with which you handle your everyday l...
Posted by Matt the Ninja. on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 04:17:00 PST

Europe in a Nutshell

ItalyFlorence: owns so much butthole it's rediculous.Rome: Sack of shit, but has a lot of history so you gotta appreciate it.San Gimiglianano: Ownage. that's it.France.(not worthy of bolding)Nice: Mos...
Posted by Matt the Ninja. on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:46:00 PST

"are you an angel?"/"hi, i'm an idiot."

tonight i went and i saw Spiderman 3 with my darling girlfriend Kelsey.but this story has nothing to do with that whatsoever, it's just a small introduction.as i was driving home from kelsey's house i...
Posted by Matt the Ninja. on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:20:00 PST

grades are bullshit

i wish people would stop getting a's because they do their homework.half of the A students in the world have A's because they do their homework and such.maybe an exxaggeration, but you know.(too many ...
Posted by Matt the Ninja. on Thu, 24 May 2007 05:43:00 PST

water fowl

dude... FUCK water fowl. seriously. i dont mind birds. i actually like them. especially pidgeons and those cute little birds that are all tiny and stuff. but fuckin water fowl. they just piss me o...
Posted by Matt the Ninja. on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:06:00 PST

yeah joe you're right, buick doesnt make muscle cars.

.. width="425" height="350">..>.. width="530" height="370">..>.. width="425" height="350">..>.. width="425" height="350">..>that just ran an 8second quarter mile... width="425" height="350">..>mm baby...
Posted by Matt the Ninja. on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:51:00 PST

real emo kids...

cut their legs and chest... thats what i did... wait... hold on... let me see your hand.... WHAT?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!
Posted by Matt the Ninja. on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:08:00 PST