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About Me

drinking is my bidness...and bidness is GOOD. drinking, it's the only reason i wake up every afternoon. i came here to do two things: a) drink some beer and 2) kick some ass...looks like we just ran out of beer! oh, what, you didn't know this was going to be a gun show? HEY! start practicin' spittin' out teeth, i'll be there in a minute! i like to smell my own farts. i was one of the producers of gigli...HEY...it sounded like a good idea at the time! 'sides, j-lo is NOT afraid of the casting couch (wink) sorry ben and marc!

My Interests

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i don't know if you took a gander at my details but i am STRAIGHT...and single. yeah, you're preachin' to the choir, i have no idea why i'm single either! anywho, like i said i am TOTALLY straight...so trey d'amico, please stop sending me polaroids of your "dirt star". okay, so, who would i like to meet? um, i guess trey d'amico as his head is nestled atop a tear soaked pillow, rob halford biting said pillow and any white women who like "two in the pink and one in the stink" (yeah you, kylie minogue).

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