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~Lizard~

~For The Hearts You Break Everytime You Moan~

About Me

Randomness From Liz : Im super coo. Shrimp is my fav. I love to drink beer. I can tell when anyone is lying but I'm prob not ganna say anything. I consider myself a pro bullshitter....I have made people believe the most retarded/ridiculous things and died laughing about it for hours after. Rock and roll is the shit. I am the shit. Ill do anything for money except you. Mid-West Girl. I like girls and boys. Mostly girls they are prettier than boys. I love to hack. And I'm damn good to....Bitches. I keep finding bats everywhere and so I figure I am destine to be batwomen. I want to be the best at everything but am the best at nothing. Have one job at night and during the day I bounce around between which job I want. I have gone thru two and now am on to the third. When I die I pray that it is peacefully, like my grandfather, in his sleep - not like the screaming passengers in his car. Birthdays are special. I used to be a rebel but now I'm stuck on the east coast and that makes it impossible to have any crazy fun. I miss all my boys in the Burg. I can usually resist anything, except temptation. I'm out of control. I miss my girls in the Burg. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. I'm a teenage dirtbag baby. I have peter pan syndrome. .....not as bad as Micheal Jackson. IM LOUD!!!!!!! I say things that am not supposed to just because I can. I wish I was back home everyday. I wish sleep was not required to stay alive. Starbucks pays me. Top five things to do in free time are Play guitar, watch tv, play video games, get on laptop, Hack. My friends from MO are my family considering I always lived 700 miles from my family. I'm perverted and foul and you love it. Overly obnoxious most of the time....Meaning I will embarrass you at one time or another. I want you to want me. I need you to need me. I'm begging you to beg me. wait.......I think That's a song. I can't sleep with sox on. I'm overly confident sometimes....Its healthy. Rap is cool. I hate where I live right now. I'm trashy. Don't be stupid to impress boys cause its annoying. If you bite my hand when I feed you ill think its hot. I rule. I love my guitar. It is so super to play and girls fall for it, so that's a plus. OK well they are supposed to....hasn't happened yet. Oh but it will don't you worry. I love texting random pics. My sister is the most important thing in the world. Ill fuckin rock your socks off. I want money. Thankyou for the fucking time, call me up whenever you wanna grind. ..

My Interests

Guitar, Money, Pencils, Fishing, Boating, Bartending, X-Box, Computers, Music, Country Cruising, Ballons, Laughing, Music, Movies, Beer, Umm Gurls, Beer Pong, Partys, Hacky Sack, Swimmin in lakes, Hanging out, Fire, Food, Squirrels ya know the usual stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Jim Carrey, JFK, 2-pac, The little dancing baby from Ally Mcbeal, Marilyn Manson, Clinton, Jimmy Page, Jesus, Mr. Rogers, Regan, Lincoln, Good ol Kurt Cobain, Galileo, Paris Hilton, Garfeild, Angelina Jolee, Peter Pan, Hermione, Rob Zombie, S N Double Oh Pee Dee Oh Double Gee, Kelly Clarkson, Bill Gates, Oprah, Einstine, Goldie Hawn, Gandhi, Marion Barry, Gore, Nick Cage, Hanson Boys, Chris Rock, Bettie Page, Denzel, Hercules, The Whole Jackson Fam, Rachel McAdams, Adams Family, Biggie, Flava Flave




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Music:

Number one if you dont like sublime your not my friend! And My Cuzzins band The New Aggression-Check um out! A Perfect Circle, Nine Inch Nails, Mindless Self Indulgence, Kelly Clarkson, My Chemical Romance, Justin Timberlake, Marilyn Manson, Stone Sour, Jay-Z, Creed, HIM, Nirvana, Weezer, Led Zepplin, Radiohead, Mr. Bungle, CCR, AFI, 8-bit, All American Rejects, Staind, The Police, Eric Clapton, Bob Marley, Hank Williams Jr., Janis Joplin, Pink Floyd, Old No Doubt, System Of A Down, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rolling Stones, Bloodhound Gang, Ace Of Base, Bone Thugs, Bush, Avril, Cold, Deftones, Lil Jon, Biggie Smalls, George Clinton, Gorillaz, Guns N Roses, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Luda, Linkin Park, Lynard Skynard, Panic at the Disco, Prince, Rob Zombie, Sandstorm, Seether, Spice Girls,Staind, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Tech N9ne, The Doors, Tom Petty, Van Halen, Radio Head, ZZ Top, Ween, PotUSA,T.I., 311, Dave Mathews Band Chevelle, Britney Spears, Audioslave, Dixie Chicks, Rage Against The Machine so on and so on

Movies:

Dracula, Dead and Loving It, Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls, Man On Fire, Note Book, Mean Girls, Jurassic Park Malibus Most Wanted, Cheech and Chong, Little Rascals, Man on Fire, Hook, House on Haunted Hill, Hocus Pocus, There's Somthing About Mary, GhostBusters, A River Runs Thru It, The Lost Boys, Breakfast Club, Groundhog Day, Animal House, Mrs. Doubtfire, City Slickers, Beetle Juice, The Big Lebowski, The Shinning, Babysitters Club, Blow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Boys in the Hood, House Party, Chicken Run, Road To Eldorado, Wallace and Gromit, Bushwacked, Dawn of the Dead, Dumb and Dumber, House of 1000 Courpses, Gia, Titanic, American Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Reservior Dogs, Indeana Jones, Who Framed Roger Rabbit


Television:

Can't get enough of The Simple Life, Flavor of Love, Real World and so on. So when I can get away from that shit I like documentorys and other weird shit. Reno 911....Fuckin Sweet. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Ha Frylock...My Boy. Sea Lab 2021 Equals Ausome.

Books:

Well Since I dont read Ill go ahead and make this the Fav Quote Section: "I am the master of the C.L.I.T." Jay "Escuse me, your balls are showing" Jim Carry "Whos got the herb" 311 "Yeaaaaaah Booooyeee" Flavor Flav "Sex sex sex gimmie some sex" Some dude off Sea Lab "Ok Im Exausted Frank" Frank off real world "Pweefy" Caroline "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti" Hannible "Where did you get the coconuts" Dude of Monty Python "Constapated people don't give a crap" Don't no who "Hippies...they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee" Cartman "I've had better" Jim Carry ..

My Blog

Kids

I bought Kids (the movie) the other day and some shorts that are to big fa me I feel good.  the weather got a lil warmer and I did to.  I swear to fuckin god my mood goes with the weath...
Posted by ~Lizard~ on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:33:00 PST

Plop

So ciara is hot The guy from my chemical romance is so fucking ugly it pisses me off. And so is Rich Boy...you know...."Just bought a cadillac" Anywho.  I opend today. I hate opening untill im of...
Posted by ~Lizard~ on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:48:00 PST

pfft

Peco called me and my interview and agility test is on feb 9th.  So everyone better be wishin me luck on that day.  If i get this I will have money and it will be sweet.  I have th...
Posted by ~Lizard~ on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:32:00 PST

Big Pimpin

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im in the burg AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Lets get drunk AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Kim Got an M.I.P AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i dont want one
Posted by ~Lizard~ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:23:00 PST

Happy happy joy joy

Wow so i am so happy right now.  All these happy shikas keep on floating out of my head.  Ha.  I have no idea what a shika is but thats whats going on dammit.  I go home tomorrow.&...
Posted by ~Lizard~ on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:17:00 PST

Well Shit

I have to be at work at 7 and i cant sleep.  I keep sitting up just to strum a couple songs then lay back down but I cant stop thinking about home.  im so excited.  This time when ...
Posted by ~Lizard~ on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST

Fuck

I totally wrote a long blog and now its all gone.  FUUCK
Posted by ~Lizard~ on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:36:00 PST

God Dammit

Why in the fuck is this happening.  Rick is married and has a baby.  What the fuck is going on.  first of all why did he not call and tell me all this and second of all why is everyone ...
Posted by ~Lizard~ on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:05:00 PST

IM a Director

Played hockey tonight it was cool.  At least i didnt get smacked in the leg again.  That sucked for a good min.  I worked today...it was nice because i didnt have to run the shift. ...
Posted by ~Lizard~ on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:22:00 PST

Fucking Greatness

  Really nothing great.....tricked ya Hung out with mae carina and dan tonight.....like ol times i miss them I love wa wa I hate my job...
Posted by ~Lizard~ on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:00:00 PST