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About Me

ALPHA MALE
7000 years old

SMURF VILLAGE

Last Login:
579 BCShort 'n' and sweet, sometimes smelly like fish sauce.Fantastic just like M.S.G. (in geek language Monosodium Glutamate) might be bad and can kill you but boy... if you aint got that shit in your asian cookin', you might as well go and sell your kidneys and your mum.

One goal in life is to be adopted by Engelbert Humperdinck. Yes...you all heard me. Where else can you get a cool name like that??!! It's not Humperdinck but Humperdick! Ol' grandpa Humpy decided to be tricky and camouflage his real fetish. Now you all now the truth (but it's not mine).

My Interests

As I am now dropping the kids off to the pool, I realised I have finally found a purpose in life. Yes... my mission is to unite all the "VANS". So if you're a VAN, come join me. Let us all be one happy family.

(Hmmmmmm....I think it's now time to flush) ..

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet that person who took away my stack of vinyls and my headset. Aint no fun when you are "dj'ing" and have your hand to ya ear then realising you got no headphones!

CHECK OUT THE SHOULDER ACTION ON RMC!!!

MY AWARD WINNING (NUT SLAMMIN') GOLD MEDAL DIVE

MY TIME DOING VOLUNTEERING WORK. CHECK OUT THE SLEEPERS!

Music:

Anything that resembles the sounds of flatulence..

Movies:

Any movie with a rating of three X's..

Television:

Sesame St, Pugwall's Summer, Babar and TV shows that spends millions of dollars and then gets canned straightaway after the first show (e.g. Yasmin's Getting Married) ..

Books:

Anything with minimum words. Can't pass classical literature like "Where's Wally". Australian Tattoos And Nipple Rings For Your Grandma also another favourite. A must read for everyone. ..

Heroes:

Anyone who has "Van" and "Humperdinck" in their names are my heroes.

HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER

My Blog

Why I need to become a musician???

Posted by vanQ on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:16:00 PST

On this very day 11/07.......Van would like to say he loves you!!!

"Happy Turkey anniversary!!!!"Hi...it's me...I was forwarding these pics last night to a friend as they were curious....and I thought I might as well share with everyone cuz it's "my day" today!!...fo...
Posted by vanQ on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:19:00 PST

I'm So Sad....Who Am I Really???

I was over my parents house the other day when an arguement between my siblings began .....all due to a fight over the last piece of sweet soy (with lemongrass) chicken wing. I grew up with 4 si...
Posted by vanQ on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:04:00 PST

Please Make This Pain Go Away.....

Oh why gorgeous thee must you make me feel this way? How long can I go on like this? Can you not unshackle me from your spell? Shall I go and buy myself a tub of 4 kg ice-cream and sit ...
Posted by vanQ on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:37:00 PST

I'm On Call...

To that very person out there....God damn it!! It hurts but yes.........I'm "On Call".She said call me now, baby,And I come a'runnin'She said call me now, baby,And I come a'runnin'She said call me no...
Posted by vanQ on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:03:00 PST

I'm in a movieeeeee!!!!

Hi Folks!! Just lettin' you all know the World Premiere of "SWING" is ermmm..... gonna be world premiered as part of the 2007 Adelaide Film Festival. It's starring well known aussie acto...
Posted by vanQ on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:34:00 PST

Why date???

Posted by vanQ on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST

From my email..

It's kinda convenient that you have an internet place that is pretty much right next door. Only problem is, it's cramp, humid and smelly filled with dudes that looks like all the do is play warcr...
Posted by vanQ on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:54:00 PST

My Half Big Fat Lip Of A Weekend Part 3

Back to my true story... So here's this deritus head breathing his smelly breathe on me attempting to start something. He stared at me, I looked at his, he stared at me agai...
Posted by vanQ on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:28:00 PST

My Half Big Fat Lip Of A Weekend Part 2

I attended my friend's wedding on Saturday night. It was beautiful. I even played guitar nursing a mild hangover at her wedding ceremony that morning (but that's a different story). With an occasion l...
Posted by vanQ on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:24:00 PST