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Joey

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About Me


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My Interests

Acquiring new music, but not listening to it; being a film snob; reading history books and novels; pretending I'm in the Mafia; the New York Yankees, the San Diego Chargers, and UCLA basketball; acting like I'm smarter than I really am; seeing God in everything

I'd like to meet:

The world.

Music:

Rock; classical.

Movies:

Wes Anderson. Quentin Tarantino. Early Guy Ritchie. Martin Scorsese. Star Wars. Lord of the Rings. The Godfather.

Television:

The Sopranos. Entourage. The Office. The OC. ALF.

Books:

Historical books, particularly anything related to European, American, or Ancient history. Classic novels.

Heroes:

The Founding Fathers.

My Blog

Jab-Jab-Punch

A couple of months ago, I read an article in Esquire where the author suggested taking justice into your own hands at appropriate times by not being afraid to beat up somebody who really deserves it.&...
Posted by Joey on Sun, 18 May 2008 06:01:00 PST

Cold, Soggy

I really hate days like today.  I woke up at 11:30am, only to saunter down to Pauley Pavilion, unshowered and with a stomach still reeling from alcoholic consumption the previous night, for the U...
Posted by Joey on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:50:00 PST

Much Good

2008.  Here we are.  God, time flies.  It's so depressing to ponder how insignificant our time is on this earth.  I don't remember when I stopped thinking the year 2000 had just ha...
Posted by Joey on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:05:00 PST

I Open At The Close

Alas, it has been nearly a year since last I typed upon the pages of MySpace.  It feels good to be back, if only for a few sentences. Just finished the new Harry Potter book, I had read about 230...
Posted by Joey on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:40:00 PST

The Sickness Continues...

Yes, another short story.  ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------- Rebecca McLeon was a tough girl.  She did things even the toughest boys didn't do.&nbs...
Posted by Joey on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:32:00 PST

And Yet Another Reason to Suspect Me

I figured it was time for another story from the past.  This one is a bit different.  ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------A grown man named Blake lived...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 10:20:00 PST

Another Blast From the Past

Well folks, it's that time again.  Here's another story from my childhood.  Make sure you read my previous blog for the first story I posted in case you haven't read it yet.  Here goes....
Posted by Joey on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 08:24:00 PST

Stories From My Childhood

Alright, I finally found my old journals from fourth grade and I'm going to periodically post a story or two from them.  They are hilarious and disturbing (as you will see).  I will not chan...
Posted by Joey on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 10:06:00 PST

A Funny

Jenevieve posted this on a bulletin and I thought it was a good one. 1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?I don't know, but I can say for certain it wo...
Posted by Joey on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 10:36:00 PST

Re-entering the Space Time Continuum

WELL NOW THAT my hibernation is over, I get to inform you folks on where I am in my life.  I believe my last blog was around the time of Homecoming so let me bring you up to speed in a few senten...
Posted by Joey on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:51:00 PST