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Cheryl - the Jasper Hale specialist

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About Me

"Drew: That wasn't very nice.
Cheryl: Am I a nice person?
Drew: What is, 'definitely not'?"
I'm Cheryl, Cheryl Anne, Cherlyn, Leggy, Legolamb, Legolass, Arcana, etc, etc (my friends are very inventive with nomenclature!). I'm 22, and I live near Dallas. English, Irish, German, Russian, Scottish. Born in Hampton Roads, Virginia.
I have terrible tendencies of becoming apathetic and sociopathic. I'm a misanthrope and yet a humanitarian. I am made of the stuff that ironic paradoxes are made out of. I do not suffer fools gladly unless I favour them more than I should. I am by no means a terpsichorean because my balance is abysmal and I have no grace.
My mentality is extremly personal and well thought out. My ideas sculpted by reading over thousands of books in my life. I can act impetuously if I feel strongly about something, but afterwards I'll sit back and analyze it into abstract unemotional dust. I usually give a façade of calmness, but inside I am unable to relax and startle easily.
I've never been out of the U.S., but I've lived in Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Kansas, New Mexico, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Virginia (my state), West Virginia, Wyoming, and now Texas. Each one of my family members was born in a different state: Dad - Ohio, Mom - Wyoming, brothers - Arizona and Oklahoma, sister - Texas, me - Virginia. It goes without saying that I'm a bit of a loner.
I am a dabbler in wildlife biology (and an au courant horticulturist), and I enjoy a variety of outdoor and nature pursuits. I am probably the quietiest person you'll ever come across. I usually only speak when spoken to. I'm slowly picking up on Japanese, and like to try new things. I have an phenomenal sense of smell. I love the smell of Barnes & Noble, the mixture of books and coffee is the best combination. I think Jumping Spiders are cute. I like listening to people tell stories in general, but if you can speak competently about vampires or British history you will have my rapt attention. I am an Anglophile. I'm a King Arthur-holic, just so you know. I even named my cat Guinevere. I love British humour. From Simon Pegg movies to Sophie Kinsella and Mil Millington books, I lap it up. I had somnambulism when I was a kid. I have this problem where if someone wakes me up when I'm sleeping, it's nearly impossible for me to relax and get back to sleep; it's extremely frustrating. When I get nervous, I smile. Which makes people look at me funny 'cause I do it in awkward/upsetting situations. My shyness can get the best of me - I can be a linguistic wreck around strangers. I tend to be cautious around people when I first meet them, but once I get to know you, I can be very silly. I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of people because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible. I usually do not like to be around people, because I'm highly sensitive to smells, noise and chaos. I have sensitivity to bright light, natural or artificial. I have a high tolerance for pain. I had a T1 vertebrae compression fracture from a car accident years ago. I still have neck trouble. I dissociate really quickly from pain. I don't like confrontation. I believe confrontation only serves to give the wicked tips on how they might improve their game. Therefore, don't explain. Ice 'em. Perhaps the vacuum of silence might inspire reflection and remorse.
Who is your Vampire personality? (images)
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You scored as Marius.You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed, God help anyone who crosses you.

Marius


100%

Armand


92%

Dracula


67%

Blade


58%

Louis


42%

Deacon Frost


33%

Angel


25%

Spike


25%

Akasha


17%

Lestat


8%
Your French Name is:
Roslin Lecomte What's Your French Name?
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have low extroversion.
You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.
A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.
You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people.
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it comes to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue. The Five Factor Personality Test

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm gonna marry Jackson Rathbone, so back off.

The entire cast of True Blood would be nice. Especially Alexander Skarsgård (mmmmmmmmmm), Stephen Moyer, Nelsan Ellis, and Deborah Ann Woll.

My dream cars - a White Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 Roadster and a Ford Shelby GR-1.

Sean Astin, Sean Bean, Eric Bana, Benjamin Barnes, Jamie Bell, Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Helena Bonham Carter, Aleksei Chadov, Jackie Chan, Stephen Chow, Peter Facinelli, Zhanna Friske, Ashley Greene, Jeremy Irons, Konstantin Khabenskiy, Jet Li, Dominic Monaghan, Gary Oldman, Robert Pattinson, Guy Pearce, Hiroyuki Sanada, Michael Sheen, Tony Leung Chiu Wai, and Gong Yoo (Have you seen his dimples when he smiles? Aaarrrggghhh!!!).

My Blog

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