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beef.

videotron is ruining my life.

About Me

sunny winter days make me smile.
i before e except after c is a such shitty rule.

My Interests

i play mario kart all day. that is all. oh and i eat.

I'd like to meet:

bob saget. give me five minutes with him, and a pillowcase full of bricks.

Music:

Primus.

Television:

The Cosby Show. Arrested Development. Grey's Anatomy.

Books:

The Ghost Eye Tree.

Heroes:

..

My Blog

Zip.

It all happens when you're waiting for the first break of dawn, the first beam of blazing light, attacking your window pane. The smile you get from a stranger, while holding the door. It's having the ...
Posted by beef. on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:00:00 PST

i'm important...i swear.

Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
Posted by beef. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST