What ho! and welcome to all you virtual visitants out there, whether you are diurnal or nocturnal; my insincere bendictions to the whole caboodle!
I am the polyonymous Reuben F. Tourettes, and I'll be your lobotomist this evening (presuming your visitation is taking place at a crepuscular, postmeridian hour,) whereby it will be my duty to deracinate you, perplex you, and to generally leave you feeling acephalate, once my job is done, should you be imprudent enough to tarry long in this kingdom of Misanthropia, in which case, a lobotomy is ineluctable.
Now that the admonitive greetings are done with, I'd like to inform you that I'm a writer -- my writing being of the satirical and absurd variety, compiled together, and currently existing under the appellation of 'Defloration'. At the moment it is over half the length of James Joyce's Ulysses, and, no doubt it will have exceeded that amount, twofold, by the cessation of 2009.
If any of you unstable johnnies should like to speak to me, my MSN address is
[email protected] (WARNING: Not for the weak of heart or brain. May cause apoplexy, cardiac arrest, seizures, neoplasms, carcinoma, depression, cerebrovascular accidents, and pericarditis.)
Toodle Pip! Valedictions and all that rot!
XoX
