I'd like to meet:
So, Patrick Mother Fucking Cray is my bitch. Ha no seriously though i love him so much its ridiculous. I love everything about him, from his kisses to his cuddling everything is just so unbelievable with him. I am so happy i am with him he makes me so happy and makes me laugh all of the time. Oh and he still loves me after i hit my head on a bar and ran into the side of his house in the time limit of about two minutes. Yepp, that's true love for ya lol. He has no idea how much i care for him, i have never felt this way about anyone before... ever. I would do anything for Pat and i want to spend the rest of my life with him. Also i know he is amazingly sexy (the sexiest) and has the best personality ever, but come on ladies back off my man he doesn't want you so stop trying. I LOVE YOU BABY FOREVER! and after that also. Ha i said also. :)
So I'm in this club. It's called the SCKC (Super Cool Kids only). You're not invited because you don't have a penis bracelet or a picture of a dead squirrel. Besides you don't know the location of our super secret clubtreehouse (that we haven't finished building yet). Paris Hilton is our God and we have the Mafia backing us up so penisthat.
So my two best friends are Kaalyn and Summer ! :]
Kaalyn - she is freakin AMAZING! i have known her for like over 9 years now and watched her push a baby out of her vagina so i guess you could say we are pretty close :D Me and her have done some of the funniest and stupidest things together but she is one of the only people i can trust and feel completely comfortable around. i can just be myself around her and not have to worry about anything. she is also very funny she has me laughing like every two seconds just from her facial expressions.she is so gorgeous and i love her and her baby girl irony skye with all my heart! i know we will be best friends for the rest of our lifes and move to England and pick up our British accents and then move to New York and show them off lol! I LOVE YOU KAALYN!!!
Summer - so i met this chick last year and it was totally love at first sight lol. she was all i like your hair and i was all like thanks lol. me and her laugh at the stupidest things and then when people ask us what we are laughing at we tell them then they are all how is that funny and were all like you know what you werent there so shut up you penis bucket. :D my word! ha so so she has this awesome hacky sack dance she made for TJ with his awesome hacky sack dance moves and his friends peace fingers lol. we can make a fun time out of anything just try us ;D. she is extremely pretty and i love her to death i think we will be best friends for a long time!!!
So in other words i have the two best friends in the world so mess with them ill mess you up bitch! which mean look out Damien you will be in the hospital before its over with!