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Newmanoid Typhoon

No, Ruger, we do not gnaw on our kitty, we just stroke him and love him.

My Interests

Movies:

All of the Eastwood, John Wayne, and Steve McQueen movies. Fight Club, Joe Dirt, The Big Lebowski, Back to the Future (all three), A Christmas Story, Army of Darkness (Bruce Campbell is hilarious!), The Maltese Falcon (and most Bogart movies), Gone in 60 Seconds, Animal House, Death Wish 3 (and most of Charles Bronson's work), anything with a John Williams soundtrack (lots of movies here), most of the Bond movies, House of 1000 Corpses, Taxi Driver, Ghostbusters, Seven, Citizen Kane, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Forrest Gump, The Wizard of Oz, Jerry Maguire, Austin Powers (anything with Mike Myers), Twister, Rain Man, Raising Arizona, The Breakfast Club, Pulp Fiction, Apocalypse Now, Rebel Without a Cause, The Terminator, Full Metal Jacket, Slingblade, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Ben-Hur, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, It's A Wonderful Life, Two-Lane Blacktop, Office Space, The Deer Hunter, Deliverance, Jurassic Park, All of the Monty Python Movies (most people will disagree eith me), Field of Dreams, Patton, Easy Rider, Being John Malkovich, Gone With The Wind, the Hitchcock movies (Psycho, Vertigo, etc.), Apollo 13, Silence of the Lambs, Blade Runner, ... AND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE ... QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST MOVIE THAT WILL EVER EXIST ... THE BLUES BROTHERS ... 'CAUSE THEY'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD

Books:



The works of L. Frank Baum, Jacob and Willhelm Grimm, Madame d' Aulnoy, Charles Perrault, Hans Andersen (Now don't make fun of me for this, but I really like to read fables, fairy tales, and folklore from around the world.), Oscar Wilde, Willa Cather, Ian Fleming, Mary Shelley, Bram Stoker, Tom Clancy, John Steinbeck, J.D. Salinger, Mark Twain (he was friends with Nikola Tesla), Homer (the greek dude, not the one from Springfield), H.G. Wells, Richard Bach, and Bill Watterson (absolute genius).

Heroes:

My Dad, Homer Simpson, George Washington, Ephraim Shay, Carlos Hathcock, Rooster Cogburn, Vash the Stampede, William B. Ruger, Ed "Big Daddy" Roth, Carl Hedstrom and George Hendee, Samuel Colt, Mr. T, Horace Smith, Daniel B. Wesson, Harry Callahan, Lupin III, Hulk Hogan, Benjamin Franklin, Peter Griffin, Glenn Curtis, Brock Samson, John Moses Browning, The Great Cornholio, Walt Disney, and Mr. Wizard.

My Blog

Evidence Supporting My Cause

Two masked men apparently thought they could prey on an elderly couple, but Alif "Betty" Feaster-Weeder's quick thinking prevented their offensive. The 75-year-old woman was lying on a couch reading w...
Posted by Newmanoid Typhoon on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:30:00 PST

A Worm In The Big Apple

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg's official website continues to showcase a press release crowing that according to FBI preliminary statistics: "In the first six months of 2006, New York City con...
Posted by Newmanoid Typhoon on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:37:00 PST

Ranting Rob's Latest Spiel

Foreword: Some people may take offense to what I write about here. You have now had your warning, so if you do not want to hear or just do not care about what I have to say, then leave now or just de...
Posted by Newmanoid Typhoon on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:58:00 PST

Question of the day: Where the hell have I been?

Saucercrab is back Back again Newman's back Tell a friend... So where have I been? Super mother-f'n busy; that's where. You know, the same old stuff. Major repairs to my car, moving friends, pushing c...
Posted by Newmanoid Typhoon on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:28:00 PST

A Temporary Escape

I got out both of my motorcycles today and went for 2 rides. It was kind of hard getting each of them started, given the the temperature at my house of about 33 degrees Fahrenheit. But it was all wort...
Posted by Newmanoid Typhoon on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:58:00 PST

Looking For Something Greater

I'm sorry for all of my inconsiderate actions as of late. Working at the junkyard has been quite un-rewarding. I get up bright and early every morning and bust my ass for about 9 hours, 6 days a week....
Posted by Newmanoid Typhoon on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:03:00 PST

A Bad Wake-up Call

Something happened last night that had a major impact on my outlook on life. I may not go out as much anymore because I have been putting myself in bad situations too often lately. From now on, I may ...
Posted by Newmanoid Typhoon on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:36:00 PST

Gettin' Back to the Basics

I did not know how to express my thoughts right up until I started writing this. Sometimes it is hard to find the words to express how I feel. Add to that the fact I am a poor writer and you will unde...
Posted by Newmanoid Typhoon on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 03:05:00 PST

Piece I wrote 6 months ago

INTRODUCTION:   I really do not enjoy sending email messages to people when trying to communicate certain thoughts and ideas. You know, sometimes it is not so much the words you say, but how you...
Posted by Newmanoid Typhoon on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:48:00 PST

Meanderings of an Old Soul

Once you've found your place in this sojourn, things start making sense. From that linear point, you can apply fundamentals of rationale to everything. It is then possible to have attained the abilit...
Posted by Newmanoid Typhoon on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST