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~Pretty Hate Machine~

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About Me


I'm opinionated and fucking nasty most of the time.If I dont like you I will tell you, as opposed to bitching behind your back. You will most likely be very offended by what comes out of my mouth. I hate 99% of people, but if I do like you then I'm well lovely. If I care about you I am stupidly loyal, and if I love you then I'd defend you to the death. I'm a total grammar nazi when it comes to writting, but I talk horribly. In my defence, I've lived all over the uk so my brain contains more slang than it knows how to deal with. If you know me, you should know what to expect by now. Oh and I'm annoyingly narcissistic, but I'm not totally up my own arse. Just look at half of my photo's, I can be a complete mong....you love it!
I'm fucking sick of all the juevenile twats in my life at the moment. People need to grow up and stop wallowing in self pity. Life isn't meant to be easy,if it was we'd all be extremely bored. Also I fucking hate how uppity everyone seems to get about sex, grow up and get over it aye. We all know its fab, but at the end of the day its just a fuck....*sigh* the youth of today.These are my girlies. Fuck with them, your fucking with me, simple as. Trust me, angry Rhi is neither funny nor bearable.

My Interests


You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star. dancing like a nutcase to loud music. Bright colours,glow sticks, siting in the sun and drinking with freinds. Late spring when all the blossom falls off the trees and looks like snow.The way summer feels.Cuggles.Having tea parties with wine instead of tea,gettin wrecked generally, getting body mods. Proving people wrong.Lying in bed all day with the boyface.The way the me and Sam act at daft o clock at night XD

I'd like to meet:

Met most of them :D like minded people who i can have a decent intelligent conversation with. I've met enough famous people to know that its always a let down, so I'm not fussed about that kinda thing anymore.

Music:

anything, suprise me! give me new music to listen to and i will love you forever... I'm alot more open minded than I used to be... I am slowly but surely compiling a proper list to put up here....bear with me aye?

Movies:

Schindlers list ( i weep at the end), Hedwig and the angry inch The happiness of the Katakuris(crazy japanese movie), Donnie Darko, The Ninth Gate, The Devil's Advocate, Constantine, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Pulp Fiction,Anchorman,Shortbus, Strangers With Candy, Pan's Labyrinth,Tideland,No Country For Old Men, The City Of Lost Children, Molliere, The black n white version of Scrooge, Withnail and I, Its a wonderfull life, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth,The Original Japanese Grudge, The Rocky Horror Picture Show,Johnny Mneumonic... Original versions of 70's and Japanese horror movies i.e all 3 ring movies 1 2 and 0 the Texas Chain Saw Massacre, That kinda thing and all those amusing "video nasties" like I Spit on Your Grave, Evil Dead 1 2 and 3 and Braindead. :D

Television:

I mentally mollest The Mighty Boosh,Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Vic n Bob, Ideal, Monkey Dust, Nathan Barley, The Day Today and Brass Eye. I tend to watch alot of random documentaries too, what with having no concept of sleeping at night. I have also become a big fan of: Ugly betty; Desperate Houswives; Heroes;FMA and Naruto.


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Books:

The Dave Pelzer Trilogy (very very cathartic) Junk by Melvin Burgess any of Terry Pratchett's early stuff and the book he co wrote with Neil Gaiman(Good Omens) Anything about WW2 and the rise and fall of the Nazi Party. Also been getting into philospy books alot more recently, especially the writting of Nietzche, I know its a little cliche' but I agree with alot of what he said. I read pretty much anything really give me a book n ill read to see what its like even if by the end of it i thinks its complete wank...... I will read anything from reciepts to encyclopedias. Reading was my first love......Yeah Rhi's a massive geek!

Heroes:

Decided to just put a bunch of random memories for some of them so it will take a while to compile them all... help me fill in the blanks guys! Haz:
All the random missions of york, the Stamford party "Haz....turn the light of yeah?", The Trippy Tunnel times,Laurie (heh) YEAH YEAH YEAH NOOOOO! our wavlength, AS BIG AS A GARAGE, Bus stop vomit times (massive puddle of doom),THAT fucking field party, me in the beer tent with who-ever he was and you keeping guard, the trek back in the morning, stealing bread from the hotel THEN realising we had enough for a taxi, pvc slut days,lambrini in 3 mins,polish party,The Gardens when they were still good, PASTIES, making Flaming Raz's and getting Ross wankered at yours, your fucking basement! My leaving party (sluts & superheroes) Tim as teacherman, the fight with the chavs afterwards, the book you made me. Sam:
an utter leg-end in her own underpants!She's saved my life more than she knows. She puts holes in my flesh for free, and fetches me ice cream at daft o clock. "A SHIT SUCKING VAMPIRE!" is all i have to say about that :p She is also one of the very few people that I can handle being around 24/7, hence the reason we're moving in together. Hannah:
quite possibly the most artisticly tallented woman i have ever met, who is also as mad as a spoon. In the best possible way. Motherface( Dynamite Girl):
I dont know where I'd be without her in my life sometimes.As cliche'd as it is she really is my rock at times. We've gone through alot, and I love her alot, not just because she's my ma, but for who she is.
If you want to be put up here,ask and I'll decide if you deserve it. Prove yourself to me innit.

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This is sick.......Someone on another website posted this and I am now passing this on to you all. Be careful where you post it as I think to many weirdo's would love to go to this sick site...
Posted by ~Pretty Hate Machine~ on Sun, 27 May 2007 06:09:00 PST