Hi I'm Chris, though it's probably the name I get called the least: I seem to attract nick-names for some reason. I'm eclectic, eccentric and apparently unforgettable. (Though I have yet to find out if that is a good thing or not!) I'm tea-total (have been for almost a decade now) though that doesn't stop me going to the pub with friends and revealing my loud side. ;-) I love kids but don't have any of my own, though I have a seemingly limitless supply of nephews, nieces and friends' children to empty my wallet at Christmas. I am told my sense of humour is "different", but I do seem to make people laugh a lot, so I must be doing something right. :-)I'm the accounts manager on the country estate and farm of a retired racing driver, which is stressful but at least I don't have time to get bored. It's the opposite of what I thought I'd become when I started out as an engineering apprentice.If you're masochistic enough to what to know any more: ask. Or get help. Whatever!
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Name: Chris or Bipod or Screech or Alien or Tubbs or anything else you think suits me...
Birthday: 13th Feb
Birthplace: Guildford, Surrey, UK
Current Location: Winchester, Hampshire, UK
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown with some grey highlights... ;-)
Height: 6' 2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Fairly ambidextrous but usually right-handed, except that I'm left handed on computers.
Your Heritage: I was left on this planet by a spaceship, or so my friends tell me.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Haven't worn any yet: trainers later but dunno which ones.
Your Weakness: People taking advantage of my good nature.
Your Fears: People.
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I can't say that... she might be reading this! LOL!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Same as most people: "LOL"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Breakfast!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes.
Your Bedtime: Typically between midnight and one.
Your Most Missed Memory: Big family Christmases when I was young.
Pepsi or Coke: Don't like any colas.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Don't care. Still miss Champs in Winchester, though.
Single or Group Dates: Single... the less people around the more comfortable I am.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither... and what the hell is "nestea"?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Assuming this is ice cream, vanilla. Now chocolate itself is another matter altogether...
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea, white with two, please.
Do you Smoke: No and never have done. Filthy habit that killed my Grandad.
Do you Swear: Way too much, unless my Mum or any children are in the room.
Do you Sing: Only when I'm driving and there's something good on the stereo.
Do you Shower Daily: Bath.
Have you Been in Love: Yes... unfortunately.
Do you want to go to College: Not on your life!
Do you want to get Married: I used to... not sure now.
Do you believe in yourself: Took me 40 years to get the hang of being me, but I guess I do now.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: No, but I'm told I have nice eyes.
Are you a Health Freak: Healthy, but not a health freak.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, especially my Mum.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No: gave up some 7 or 8 years ago.
In the past month have you Smoked: Never in my life.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never... I'd be evil on drugs!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sadly no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Festival Place, Basingstoke.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What are they? That's a "no" then.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No and I'm not bloody going to.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Me? Are you kidding?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Chance would be a fine thing.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Never done that.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not lately...
Ever been Drunk: Yup. I'm told it's not pretty. ;-)
Ever been called a Tease: A wind-up merchant maybe, but not a tease.
Ever been Beaten up: When I was a kid.
Ever Shoplifted: I'll take the fifth amendment on that one... ;-)
How do you want to Die: Laughing. :-D
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Didn't know when I was little and still don't know now.
What country would you most like to Visit: Hmm... Iceland if pushed to actually travel anywhere.
Number of CDs I own: As Pratchett's trolls would say: "One, two, three, lots."
Number of Piercings: None: don't like them.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Oh, gawd: how long have you got?
In a Girl...
Favorite Eye Color: Don't mind so long as they twinkle.
Favorite Hair Color: Blonde or brunette.
Short or Long Hair: The longer the better, especially if it's straight.
Height: Don't mind.
Weight: Slim or average.
Best Clothing Style: Nothing too fancy.
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