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ZaK

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About Me

im not going to lie to you and tell you that im all that great, cuz im really not. im pretty mediocre at everything i do. i have 300 half finished projects that im working on. about a thousand things for school i have to send in, type up or mail out. i like to waste time by staring at the computer and looking over away messages, i smoke a pack a day, im usually the drunkest one at the party. which leads to spillage, broke shit, sharpie action and me sleeping with your girlfriend...sorry man she was hittin on me. i dont like to fight, but it happens, as soon as i open my mouth my foot goes right in. im your regular every day normal guy minus a couple points....but i do have some upsides...im motivated, not always in school, but i cant sit around and watch tv. i like shit to get done. my mom was a bitch, due to that fact i make one hell of a nanny. i cook, clean, sew, know how to do laundry, cut the grass, shoot the neighbors cats, yadda yadda yadda. never really could afford a mechanic, so i know my way around a car. i play the piano...learning the guitar. i can catch an egg in my mouth from about 100 feet away. have my own car, stable finances and an 11 inch penis.....around.
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My Interests

women and anything associated

I'd like to meet:

eddie vedder, Angelina Jolie, Leonardo davinci, the guy who invented ZIPPO, any of the marks brothers, andy warhol, Dali, justin long, NEO....haha neo. adam west, yoda, the CEO of pringles, socrates

Music:

pearljam, beatles, zeppelin, rolling stones, floyd, mofro, incubus, 3eb, dave, ben folds, queens of the stone age, that one song from dragon force, rage, miles davis, soundgarden, STP, Alice in chains, bloodhoundgang, used to love blink and CKY until they got fuckin emo. darude, warp brothers, blindmelon, zombie.........to be continued

Movies:

this is by a French director, i cant remember his name, but he strapped a gyro stabilizing camera to the bumper of his 1978 Ferrari GTB something, and had his buddy, a formula one driver, tear through Paris, NASTY DRIVING, no permits, no closed roads, all balls.pro stair boarding

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Heroes:

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My Blog

lend me your thoughts

i have severed every line and burnt every bridge and i feel happy.  for the first time in the last 12 months i am free of all women.  i have no prospects, no fuck buddies, no movie cuddlers,...
Posted by ZaK on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:12:00 PST

the real love muscle

the heart. for centuries the heart has been represented as the part of the body that you love with. you can bave a full heart, a broken heart and black heart.  there have been songs about the hea...
Posted by ZaK on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:39:00 PST

question or statement?

whats the worst that could happen? wheres my shoe? who eats rice cakes? where did all these bills come from? did i just say something stupid? whats that smell? how the fuck do you make poached eggs? h...
Posted by ZaK on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:07:00 PST

entropy vs. chaos

Philosophies, earth is alive&alive be ing defined as what? If the world is truly alive. The world is alive as in such way? Through combustions of millions of pounds of gas at the core of the earth? Wh...
Posted by ZaK on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:17:00 PST

life mantra

DONT GET ELIMINATED!!!
Posted by ZaK on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:18:00 PST

cars

Sports carstylish, costly, fast, expensive to maintain, can easily be wrecked. Show stopper, dime, easy to fall in love with, trade in expected, likely to get stolen, prepare to spend money on rub...
Posted by ZaK on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:38:00 PST

zaks tips for driving

wear a seat belt- strapped, safe, good karmakeep your eyes on the road: nothing worse than a driver that has to make eye contact during a conversation, pay the fuck attention. dont drive hammered- "h...
Posted by ZaK on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:40:00 PST

need help to write

im having a problem with my writing.  i cant defrag  my thoughts these days.  its  a huge pain in the ass. i have  stupid ideas, philosophies, anixdotes. bullshit about my day...
Posted by ZaK on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 09:09:00 PST

i survived a horror flick

    last night me and jason decide to take a 2 hour road trip down to maryland to meet up with some friends of ours at a vineyard dave was taking care of while his sister and fiance' we...
Posted by ZaK on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST