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Ok...for the people out there who know me and dont know me, my name is Josh,im 18 years old,and i love tatertots(not kidding)...anyway,about all of my friends think im crazy...in a fun kinda way i guess,and i dont know if there is an easier way to say it but,my friends are my life...i couldnt live without them and bout all of them are crazy(not kidding)...i like to listen to music...all the time, and i love to hang out with my friends...ahh there's nothing better than hangin out with my friends and litening to music...well, there's really not that much to say bout myself,only that that i have lived a pretty boring life these past 18 years...except for this last year...i moved away from my good ole home town when i was 15, and i just come back to my home town last year, and let me tell ya.....things have gotten crazy since i've been gone...the school was different my friends were different but,thats how life goes right(always unexpected)but really guys...this last year has shown me things in life that i would have never seen for myself...i've seen bout all the ups and downs of being alive but, my friends have always been there to help me...and for everyone that knows me already...i will kill for my(friends)family so dont even think bout messing with them!!!...well anyway, back to this about me thing...im a pretty fun guy to be around...unless my friends were lying to me all this time...NOOOOO!!!!!!....kidding...and im a pretty out there guy too...well im kinda shy...but like i said, i live a pretty boring life unless im with my friends...well, i guess this is bout it for my little speech here...i know it was corny but hey, at least i wrote somthing......right?
You Are Cyclops
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.
Power: force beams from your eyes Which of the X-Men Are You?
You Are 100% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh
Birthday: march 24, 1989
Birthplace: hell
Current Location: purgatory
Eye Color: brown as hell
Hair Color: black as hell
Height: short enough
Right Handed or Left Handed: ewwww......pervert
Your Heritage: white....i guess?
The Shoes You Wore Today: are crappy
Your Weakness: someone threatning to hurt my friends or family
Your Fears: someone hurting my friends or family
Your Perfect Pizza: tatertot pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: eat 1,000 tatertots....(almost there)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: tatertot
Thoughts First Waking Up: "man do i want some tatertots"
Your Best Physical Feature: umm...im ugly so what does it matter?
Your Bedtime: whenever i feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: im not missing any memory...wtf?
Pepsi or Coke: it's kinda hard to snort pepsi dont ya think?
MacDonalds or Burger King: like em both i guess
Single or Group Dates: .....wtf?.....wish i had one of those
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: doesnt matter
Chocolate or Vanilla: im white, ive already told you that!
Cappuccino or Coffee: dunn like neither one
Do you Smoke: if i do....i need repairs
Do you Swear: HELL NO!!!
Do you Sing: only when i have a gun pointed at me
Do you Shower Daily: i dont shower anybody but myself....Who the f**k is Daily?
Have you Been in Love: si
Do you want to go to College: Nobody wants to go to college!!!....but they have to
Do you want to get Married: Nobody wants to do that either!!!(lol)
Do you belive in yourself: it wouldnt make any sense not to....im here aint i?
Do you get Motion Sickness: "You know it baby"
Do you think you are Attractive: who gives a shit?
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: i wish
Do you like Thunderstorms: heck yes
Do you play an Instrument: only my radio
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i think i have
In the past month have you Smoked: iv'e already told you...if i do then i need repairs
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no,im trying to get a job
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i havent been on one of those in a long ass time
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: damn...the box and all?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewwww.......you pervert.......is she Japanese?
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah but i got thrown off!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: dumped.....dumped in what?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: thought about it..but no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no...cant affored it
Ever been Drunk: hell no.....i aint gonna let anybody drink me!!!
Ever been called a Tease: umm...no
Ever been Beaten up: is that a threat!?!?
Ever Shoplifted: noperz
How do you want to Die: is that another threat!?!?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a tatertot
What country would you most like to Visit: im to lazy for travel
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: who gives a shit?
Height: who cares
Weight: not to much now...i have a bad hip
Best Clothing Style: wtf?
Number of Drugs I have taken: i cant remember?
Number of CDs I own: i wouldnt say i own them...........ooops, shhhh
Number of Tattoos: 1,000...but they are all skin colored...so you cant tell
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
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How to make a josh
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
5 parts arrogance
1 part beauty
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

My Interests

"I PULL THE KNIFE OUT OF MY HEART AND HOLD IT IN MY HANDS OF AGONY. IT TAKES ME A MOMENT TO REALIZE WHAT HAS HAPPEND TO ME. BLOOD RUNS DOWN MY BODY, EVERYTHING STARTS TO GET COLD...I CANT BELIEVE I NEVER LIVED TO BE OLD. MY EYES START TO GET BLURRY, MY KNEES GET WEAK...I LOOK UP TO SEE MY KILLER KISS ME ON THE CHEEK. MY BODY COLLAPSES, AND I FALL TO THE FLOOR. I HEAR THE FOOTSTEPS OF MY KILLER WALKING OUT THE DOOR. AS I LAY THERE MOTIONLESS, I START TO LOSE ALL FEELING...I CANT EVEN BUDGE, SO I JUST STARE AT THE CEILING. I CLOSE MY EYES, AND PICTURE THE HAPPY MOMENTS OF MY LIFE...THEY NEVER LASTED TO LONG AND THEY WERE ALWAYS FILLED WITH STRIFE. I OPEN MY EYES AND WATCH MY VISION TURN INTO A COMPLETE DARKNESS. MY HEARING GROWS STRONGER FOR A FEW SECONDS...AND OFF IN THE DISTANCE I CAN HEAR CRIES OF SADNESS. THE CRIES KEEP GOING AS THEY SLOWLY TURN INTO ECHOS. THE LIFE IS LEAVING ME, AND IM SCARED BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHERE IT'S GONNA GO. MY CHEST RISES AS MY LUNGS TAKE THEIR LAST BREATH......I EXHALE AND MY BODY IS TAKEN BY DEATH"(written by josh england)

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Music:


AFI, AVENGED SEVENFOLD, THE USED, PANIC AT THE DISCO, COHEED AND CAMBRIA(SOME), ATREYU,SYSTEM OF A DOWN, BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE, COAL CHAMBER, PANTERA, KORN, PAPA ROACH, MUDVAYNE, CHILDREN OF BODOM, DAYS OF THE NEW, DISTURBED, GODSMACK, HIM, PUDDLE OF MUDD, NICKLEBACK(SOME), TEN YEARS, BREAKING BENJAMIN, FALL OUT BOY(SOME), HINDER, THE OFFSPRING(SOME), SHINEDOWN(SOME), THOUSAND FOOT KRUTCH(SOME), TRIVIUM, ARMOR FOR SLEEP, INCUBUS(SOME), OASIS(VERY LITTLE), UNWRITTEN LAW, THREE DAYS GRACE(SOME), ROB ZOMBIE, METALLICA...THERE IS MANY MORE BUT, IF I KEEP GOIN I'LL RUN OUT OF ROOM(LOL)

Movies:

dang...i like a bunch of movies, well lets see, umm...UNDERWORLD(1 AND 2),STAR WARS(ALL OF THEM),HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES,THE DEVILS REJECTS,PULP FICTION,FORSAKEN,CURSED,THE EXORCIST(ALL OF THEM),SCARY MOVIE(ALL OF THEM)HAROLD AND KUMAR,BEYOND THE LAW,JEEPERS CREEPERS(1 AND 2),TERMINATOR(ALL OF THEM),SAW(1 AND 2),SPIDERMAN(1 AND 2),THE GRUDGE,13 GHOSTS,HOUSE OF WAX,THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASACARE(OLD ONE AND THE NEW ONE),THE LONGEST YARD(OLD ONE AND THE NEW ONE),I KINDA LIKED THE LORD OF THE RINGS (BUT NOT MUCH),X MEN(1 AND 2),ALIEN vs. PREDITOR(I LIKE ALL THE ALIEN MOVIES),VAN HELSING,...WELL I HAVE A BRAIN FREEZE RIGHT NOW BUT THERE ARE A CRAP LOAD MORE...BUT I LIKE MOSTLY HORROR MOVIES...I HATE CHICK FLICKS!!!

Television:

UMM...I DONT REALLY WATCH TV ALL THAT MUCH...IF IM GONNA WATCH TV AT ALL...IM WATCING A MOVIE..LOL

Books:

UMM...I'VE READ A FEW BOOKS IN MY LIFETIME BUT NOT MANY...I NEVER REALLY HAVE TIME TO READ THOUGH SO YEAH...I GUESS THE BEST BOOK I'VE REALY READ WAS PROLLEY THE "TIME MACHINE"...BUT THATS BOUT IT I GUESS..LOL

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