Hello earthlings....my name is John. Im 35.. although my mates tell me i look much older, what a bunch of wan.....jesters they are. I have 4 brothers which is far too many...I can sell some of them if the price is right(cheaper in bulk). I eat. I Paint.I drink. I dance. I Laugh. More Drink. Then Curry. I Sleep. I play rubbish songs on Guitar ('Toxic' & 'Back for Good'). I must learn a 3rd song. Music. Films. Poker. Comedy/Fulham FC (Closely linked). If still awake?..read on.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Eva Longoria, Gwen Stefani, Evangeline Lily...Im waiting ladies...Gwen McCaffery? now that sounds good! Stupid people. New people. New stupid people. The Flumps.
