Offal. Sharp knives. Braised things. Cold pizza. People with accents. Cigarettes and alcohol. Music. Getting my ass kicked on saute. People who carry notebooks because they never know when they might need to write something down.
I read these websites/blogs:
ideasinfood.typepad.com
studiokitchen.typepad.com
www.egullet.org
seanbrock.wordpress.com
blog.ruhlman.com
Other than cooking/thinking about cooking/reading about cooking, I really enjoy a good night's sleep, watching really bad television, and tea.
Flava Flav. Other cooks/chefs, awesome people and people I can learn stuff from.
Bad Religion, NOFX, Dead Boys, Alice In Chains, Tool, Frank Zappa, Dead Kennedys, Ramones, Descendents, Black Flag, Flaming Lips, Offspring, Rancid, Replacements, The Beatles, Beck, Hogscraper, Beastie Boys, Ben Folds, Bim Skala Bim, Black Sabbath, Bouncing Souls, Braniac, Butthole Surfers, Buck-O-Nine, Choking Victim, Crucifucks, David Bowie, Dead Milkmen, Depeche Mode, Dinosaur Jr, Dire Straits, DJ Shadow, Einsturzende Neubauten, Frank Black, G Love & Special Sauce, GWAR, Iggy & The Stooges, Jane's Addiction, Jeff Buckley, Lars & The Bastards, Less Than Jake, The Living End, Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, Mephiskapheles, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Modest Mouse, Nick Cave, NWA, Panic! At the Disco, Pixies, The Postal Service, Prince, REM, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers (pre-Californication), The Refreshments, Reverend Horton Heat, Rilo Kiley, Run DMC, RX Bandits, Skankin Pickle, The Streets, Stretch Arm Strong, Talking Heads, Tom Waits, Tool, Twisted Sister, The Vandals, Violent Femmes, Ween
Goodfellas, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, Kevin Smith films, Boxing Helena, Naked, Trainspotting. Ratatouille. Juno. Sweeny Todd.
Family Guy, old Simpsons, The State, SCTV, Beavis & Butthead, Hell's Kitchen (Gordon Ramsay is awesome), Saturday Night Live before it started to suck, Sifl & Olly, Clerks Animated. Top Chef. Project Runway (fuck you, it's good entertainment.)
Kitchen Confidential, French Laundry Cookbook, A Cook's Tour, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Trainspotting, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, stuff along those lines. Just finished The Nasty Bits, and it's fantastic too. Junky by William S. Burroughs. The "... Of a Chef" series by Michael Ruhlman. Fucking guy actually gets it. Actually, everything ever written about food by Michael Ruhlman.
Keith Vonhoff (thanks, Chef.)