The decision |
The Decision
A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now you probably won't remember, but you were ...
Posted by Kerrie on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:06:00 PST |
Interesting Facts |
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly...
Posted by Kerrie on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 06:45:00 PST |
Jack and Jill |
Jack was about to marry Jill an...
Posted by Kerrie on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:58:00 PST |
The ORIGINAL Computer |
Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A CD was a...
Posted by Kerrie on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:04:00 PST |
My Mother taught me ... |
A few things to "Thank Our Mothers"
1. *_My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE_*.
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Posted by Kerrie on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:39:00 PST |
Lawyers |
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecutingattorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elder...
Posted by Kerrie on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:32:00 PST |
Disorder in American Courts |
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of stayi...
Posted by Kerrie on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:11:00 PST |
One For the Ladies |
One for the ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- Shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing ...
Posted by Kerrie on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:14:00 PST |
When is the right time to get married? |
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids
Last one is the funniest...
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if youlike ...
Posted by Kerrie on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:00:00 PST |
Dont lie to your mother! |
A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the
course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
Peter's flatmate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of ...
Posted by Kerrie on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:10:00 PST |
