The Day I Got a Camel Toe |
It was dark. The wind gushed through the trees, rendering them helpless to the rain that saturated their fragile leaves. I cautiously got out of bed, wondering if bed was where I should be staying on ...
Posted by Janne's Coloured Friend. on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:14:00 PST |
My Mate Called Nate |
I have a best mate called Nate. Part of the reason that I like him so much is that he's critic at heart and so am I, so together we never run out of things to bitch about.
Needless to say, h...
Posted by Janne's Coloured Friend. on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:51:00 PST |
More Bizarre Behaviour |
Welcome to the next installment of 'My Roommate is a Weirdo'. Today I open my front door and my nostrils are hit immediately with the heady aroma of burnt tar. YES! ...
Posted by Janne's Coloured Friend. on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:25:00 PST |
Potter Humour |
Do not read below if you hate Harry Potter. Or have any morals.
Q: Harry Potter slept with an arabic woman and they had a son. What did they call him?
A: Hairy Potter
Q: What STD did Hermione ...
Posted by Janne's Coloured Friend. on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:40:00 PST |
Strange Shower Antics |
I have recently become privy to some very odd behaviour. I have a new roommate who goes into the shower and stops and starts the water every two seconds. She'll do this for about 1 hour, then get...
Posted by Janne's Coloured Friend. on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 12:07:00 PST |
GYM FUCKERS |
So anyway sometimes I work at a gym. People from all walks of life come into this place to pump iron, check themselves out in the mirror while pretending to chat to me, or to have sex in the...
Posted by Janne's Coloured Friend. on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:44:00 PST |
