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daniel

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i like doing new stuff, old stuff, wrong stuff, drawing stuff. tequila. very enclosed spaces, mind you - massive open spaces too. flying my body in wind tunnels - without doubt, the most fun you can have with your clothes on. getting hammered, falling asleep next to a fire and waking up with melted shoes and burnt legs, crazy music. jumping off telecommunications masts. jumping out of planes. stealth missions. randomly changing jobs. brazilian is the second coolest language in the world, the coolest being russian. boris. myenya zavoot boris. or vladimir. da... da. once i thought my 4th storey balcony was sloping forward, and that i would fall off. it wasn't. it appears that there were other issues.... i like to help my friends out. drinking margeritas. creeping stealthily through the night to place a box of milk tray in her ironing cupboard. tending to the rhinos. sellotaping popcorn together. stalking boy bands. behaving like a psycho in job interviews. helping old ladies across the road. very fast motorbikes. turning down supermodels. random boozy camping trips to the local farmer's field, and...... nope, that's it. that is everything about me that you need to know.

My Blog

a letter to mr blair

Dear Mr Blair, I am writing to you in order to convey my dismay and consternation at the treatment that you have been getting from the press and the public in the last few years, and offer my support....
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:20:00 GMT

pichoko the world famous monkey

there once was a monkey named pichoko. he lived in a hill of karma beans with pink flowers on the side and tropicana flowed like flowy things. one day, a dark cloud came over the hill with baboons in ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 14:44:00 GMT