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The Old Drunken Master

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About Me

www.insaneclownposse.com

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You!!!! BITCH.

Movies:

All types

Books:

What?

Heroes:

Eddie Gurrero and Jackie Chan Eddie & Chris Tribute
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Full Name:: Alex Espinosa
Birthday:: Wouldn't u like 2 know
Birthplace:: Dallas
Eye Color:: black
Hair Color:: black
Height:: 6 foot 1
Weight:: idk
Right handed or Left handed?: Right
Your Heritage:: Hispanic!!! BITCHES!!!
My Worst Habit:: I fall asleep, when i'm not doing anything
Zodiac Sign:: Don't remember
Shoe Size:: 9 1/2 to 10
Pants Size:: idk anymore, i lost alot of weight
Innie or Outie?: What is dat suppose 2 mean?
Parents Still Together?: Yup
The Shoes You Wore Today:: Fallen
Your Weakness:: I have none, I'm UNSTOPABLE!!!
Your Fears:: NONE!!! WHAT I JUST SAY!!!!
Your Perfect Pizza:: cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: idk
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:: FUCK!!!!! WHY!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature:: I'm told its my eyes
Your Bedtime:: B-E-D-T-I-M-E?????
Your Most Missed Memory:: Gazing in to the eyes of a certain someone
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Green
Food?: It changes 2 much
Sport?: Wrestling
Animal?: They r all cool
Ice Cream?: Rocky Road
Candy?: Idk
Store?: Da ones with out cameras
Salad Dressing?: Salad? WTF is dat?
Actor?: Jackie Chan
Song?: Right now, Its "I Don't Wanna Stop" by Ozzy
Letter?: Q
Number?: 666
Gum?: its all good
Holiday?: Halloween!!!! DUH!!!!
Season?: Spring, cause it fells good
Toothpaste Flavor?: There's different flavors?!?!?!?!
Radio Station?: CDs
Perfume?: I already smell good
Scent besides perfume?: WHAT I JUST SAY!!!!!
Body part on the opposite sex?: Not super fat or super skinny
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Wrestler
How Do You Want To Die?: Blown 2 pieces
Turn ons:: idk
Turn offs:: lets find out
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: Tiff
Who's The Loudest?: Don't even want 2 find dat out
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: Dustin.....GOD i miss dat guy
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Nesto
Who's The Shyist?: Me
When Have You Cried The Most?: Around da end of an awesome relationship
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Being with some who loves n cares 4 me
Worst Feeling?: Being away from dat person
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: Don't care, as long as PSK is around
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: Over think things
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: up to ab 34
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: hot coal
Let's look at the: sun
What a nice: ass on dat bitch!!
Where did all the: poo go?
Why can't we: kill each other n still live?
Silly, little: poo brained moose
Isn't it weird that: I rule n u don't
Never under any circumstance: feed a bird, chicken.
I wish: I could be a ninja
Everyone has a: Big Toe named Sal
I am: GRANDPA!!!!!
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: yup
Been To Juvie?: no
Mooned Someone?: no
Been Rejected?: Oh yeah!!
Ran Away From Home?: No
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: In my head
Skipped School?: LOL Yeah
Thought About Suicide?: Yup
Slept Outside?: Yup, once
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: No, but i almosted died from it once
Cried In School?: FUCK NO!!!!
Thrown Up In School?: LOL Yeah
Wanted To Be a Model?: No
Cheated On Someone?: Hell nah
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: Well there was this one time......
Seen A Dead Body?: In person? No
Been Bitched Out?: Yup
Drank Alcohol?: OH YEAH!!
Smoked?: Second hand
Been On Drugs?: No
Eaten Sushi?: Yup
Been On Stage?: Yeah
Gone Skinny Dipping?: Well u see what happened was.....no
Shoplifted?: OH YEAH!! dat how i get most my stuff
Been Drunk?: LOL Yeah....good times, good times
Been Called A Tease?: no
Been Beaten Up?: Yup
DO YOU
Swear?: WTF is dat suppose 2 fucking mean?
Sing Well?: Nope, I suck
Shower Daily?: wait let me check...Yes
Want To Go To College?: Someday
Want To Get Married?: Someday
Believe In Yourself?: Sometimes
Get Motion Sickness?: UNSTOPABLE!!!
Think You Are Attractive?: Eh...I'm not bad
Get Along With Your Parents?: yeah i guess
Like Thunderstorms?: Yup
Play An Instrument?: No
Own An IPOD?: No
Pray?: LOL NO!!!
Go To Church?: LMAO NO!!!!
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: not in da same bed
Keep A Journal/Diary?: No
Dance In The Rain?: Sometimes
Sing In The Shower?: All da time
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: Sprite
McDonald's or Burger King?: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates?: As long as i'm with my girl, its all good
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Depends
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Gross!! NONE!!
Meat or Veggies?: Meat
TV or Movie?: Its all good
Guitar or Drums?: Both
Adidas or Nike?: I don't care
Chinese or Mexican?: LOL da food or da people?
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: Any
Cake or Pie?: Cake
MTV or VH1?: Fuse
Blind or Deaf?: Blind, their funnier 2 mess with
Boxers or Briefs?: Both
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: Soon i will be able 2
Write With Both Hands?: No
Whistle?: No
Blow A Bubble?: With dat bubble soap stuff
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: What?
Cross Your Eyes?: Nope
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: Idk i think so
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: No
Dance?: I'm hispanic, of course i can dance
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: Why worry?
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: My mom when i was giving her a hug
You Talked To On The Phone:: Tiff
You Instant Messaged:: If texting counts, then Dee
You Hugged:: What i say!!
You Yelled At:: I almost never yell
You Played A Sport With:: Kevin
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: Like 10 mins ago
Time You Cried?: Like 3 or 4 months ago
Movie You Watched?: Sherk 3
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: I don't pay attentation 2 dat
Joke You Told?: Idk
Song You've Sung?: I Don't Wanna Stop
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: My folks room
What Can You See Out Your Window?: A tree
Are You Listening To Music?: In my head
What Are You Wearing?: Clothes
What's On Your Mousepad?: I got a laptop
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Yes
Do you believe in miracles?: No
Magic?: No
Love at first sight?: Yes
God?: No
Satan?: No
Ghosts?: Yes
Santa?: Not dat he still lives
Evolution?: Yes
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: don't care
Fav Hair Color:: don't care
Short or Long Hair:: Long
Height:: Shorter then me
Weight:: don't care
Best Clothing Style:: don't care
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Don't care
Number Of CD's I Own:: don't count
Your Good Luck Charm:: Being me
How many pillows do you sleep with?: One
Do you drink milk?: Yes
Person You Hate Most:: This josh guy @ school, I call him face
Most Outdated Phrase:: Come on down!!!!
Do you think God has a gender?: Don't believe in god
Where do you think we go when we die?: Da dirt
How many rings until you answer the phone?: 2
What is something scientists need to invent?: Flying cars....I'm waiting!!!
Are you a health freak?: There's no need 2 be one, I'm UNSTOPABLE
Are you a virgin?: Yup
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: Another universe so i can kill myself n be da ONE!!
What is the worst weather?: Da boring ones
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: Yeah when my cousin was over
How many grades have you failed?: None....thank you, summer school
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For all u bunny lovers (No sound needed)

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Posted by The Old Drunken Master on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:29:00 PST

Tag

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Posted by The Old Drunken Master on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:24:00 PST

Check out this video: Nightwish - Bye Bye Beautiful

Check out this video: Nightwish - Bye Bye Beautiful Add to My Profile | More VideosFinally the hills are without eyesThey are tired of painting a dead man's face redWith their own bloodThe...
Posted by The Old Drunken Master on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:21:00 PST

Hate from a love once known

Dude, I feel so fuckin bad!! Keeping this fake smile, pretending like nothing is wrong wit just because I don't want 2 talk ab. WHAT FUCK IS MY FUCKIN PROBLEM!!! I feel like I have no one 2 talk this ...
Posted by The Old Drunken Master on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:43:00 PST

Crazy Dream!!!

Ok... I was like at home all of a sudden, Da crew comes over n I jump through da window of da car dat Boi was driving just 2 hug dat mofo......then I was @ this flea market, dats all ways in my draems...
Posted by The Old Drunken Master on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:18:00 PST

Those women of mine. Hahaha

Ok...so I now dating this one chick, she knows who she is (Hi, babe ) , n I guess its going fine we just started dating so yeah....She's great!! Me n my ex r talking again, which is awesome!!! I miss ...
Posted by The Old Drunken Master on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:53:00 PST

New!!!!

Ok....so I changed my profile!!! Each song n vid represents important parts of my life!!! Want 2 know which goes wit which? Just message me n find out!...
Posted by The Old Drunken Master on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:57:00 PST

School

Ok, so I just found out dat I was suppose 2 take summer school 4 economics. Yay, 4 me!!!!! GOD, MY BROTHERS R STUPID!!! My folks told them 2 show me my report card when it got here, however I never go...
Posted by The Old Drunken Master on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:14:00 PST

Update

Alright, so whats been up wit me? Umm.... I just found out dat my dad has been giving me letters from school. Which i so don't even fucking remember him giving any form of mail!!!! But whatever he's p...
Posted by The Old Drunken Master on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:53:00 PST

Lyrics 4 my new song by Torture Killer

Forever DeadTrapped in the moment of death foreverDeadI'm not a man I'm a fucking beastBorn to killAlive to dieYou live no moreI hate you allI wait to killTo taste your bloodThe cold embrace of the gr...
Posted by The Old Drunken Master on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:48:00 PST