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THa iLLesST Na Na!!

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I get my Free MySpace Layouts at LayoutStreet.com I am very easy-going, laid back, open-minded, & easy to get along with. A little on the wild & crazy side at times......very spontaneous & full of passion. I..m just lookin.. for a few new friends to hang out with and broaden the network, of course......but only the friends whose loyalty & love are without condition.
I..m unlike any one person you know, but exactly like everyone you..ve ever encountered. I remind you of someone that you..ve never met. I am everything that I pretend to be. I have many faces and multiple personalities. Which ever you get to know is contingent upon how you approach me.....on the vibe you give me. You can know me for one hundred years and never know the side of me that I..ve shown to someone that I..ve only known for an hour. I am MYSELF with no desire to mimic, impersonate, imitate, mirror, or resemble ANY other human being. Embrace my flaws, and correct my perfections. Love me for me..... because that..s all I..ll ever be!
"It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for someone you..re not!"
Fellas...................love, respect and honor your woman. Listen to her, make love to her, understand her, cherish her, shower her with love and affection, romance her, put her first, make sure she can depend on you, take her out, appreciate her.......but most importantly don..t bore her because what you won..t do, another man WILL!!!
I am definitely a "Daddy's Girl!" No one will EVER be able to measure up to my Dad. He was the best anyone could EVER ask for! I love you Daddy!
Now I must introduce you to my little sisters, Chelsea (who's 19!!!!), and Brittany (who's 13......yes, with a body like that!!!) I love you brats!!!
These are my beautiful children..............they're the reason I wake up in the morning! Meet.......Kenneth, Jayde, Jazmyn (a.k.a. "Jazzy") & Jaden (a.k.a. "Chubba.")
I love my god-kids almost as much as my own! Meet...............Armingo and Minacheray.........and their mom & dad, Margaret & Slic-k.......
Now I think it's time you meet a few of my friends..................................
First and foremost definitely has to be one of my VERY CLOSEST friends Michael, founder and CEO of Dominion Entertainment! Look out ya'll! He's "unfuckwithable!"

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Toni (aka) "Touch"
Birthday: May 13, 1972
Birthplace: La Jolla, California
Current Location: Oceanside, California
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: American Indian (Blackfoot) & Caucasian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Air Max
Your Weakness: Good looking men and various addictions.
Your Fears: Anything negative regarding my children, death or disablement.
Your Perfect Pizza: Canadian bacon and pineapple.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Paying off my bike.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Yuck! Need to brush! and what time is it???
Your Best Physical Feature: I've been told my legs. (My feet are pretty cute too!)
Your Bedtime: Anytime or no time. (just depends)
Your Most Missed Memory: My father. (I miss you in the worst way Dad!)
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King (flame-broiled is the shit, not to mention the Hershey pies!)
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. Chai tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Smoke what???? (Me........never!)
Do you Swear: Like a sailor.
Do you Sing: Only in the shower.
Do you Shower Daily: Do you???? (Of course I do!)
Have you Been in Love: Yes, more than once, but to different degrees.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Do you want to get Married: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt & gave it back!
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutely!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only sometimes when I'm not driving.
Do you think you are Attractive: Better than average.
Are you a Health Freak: No, more like a junk food junkie.
Do you get along with your Parents: My Dad was my best friend, but my mother & I are estranged due to her inability to love unconditionally.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, as long as I'm inside by the fire and not on my bike.
Do you play an Instrument: Not currently, (but I did play the sax for a bit.)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Here and there, but not a huge drinker.
In the past month have you Smoked: Only 30 days out of it, (but not cigarettes)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Who told you?????
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Bout three times.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I knew I forgot something!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell no! That shit is disgusting!
In the past month have you been on Stage: In my bedroom maybe.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah, right.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In my bathtub.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Do hearts count????
Ever been Drunk: Does a frog have a watertight ass?
Ever been called a Tease: Only by someone I wasn't interested in.
Ever been Beaten up: Never.
Ever Shoplifted: Who are you, the police????
How do you want to Die: I don't, but if I must, I want it to be quick, fast and painless and before I can no longer wipe my own ass.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich and game-tight. (Already accomplished the 2nd one! lol)
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Bald or super short.
Height: Above 5'8" and below 6'5"
Weight: Proportioned to their height.
Best Clothing Style: Thugged-out baby! Southern style!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Enough to do the job! (Damn you're nosey!)
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count.
Number of Piercings: 13 in my ears and 1 in my nose that I no longer use. (Thinkin bout gettin my _____ done!)
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None, except hurting the ones I have loved. Everything else has made me the person I am today.)

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