Piano Players of the Old West (And How They Got Shot) |
Buford "Quick Fingers" McCormick was one of the greatest honky-tonk piano players of the old West, until he got shot. Ezekiel "Keys" Edwards was another of the very finest saloon piano players, tickli...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 14:51:00 GMT |
LIL' CAP'N KNUCKLES |
Fact Sheet:
Name: LITTLE CAPTAIN KNUCKLESWhat: a catAge: 13 (earth years)Hobbies: Killing mice & birds and leaving them on my kitchen floor.Personality Type: cute / doesn't...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 14:32:00 GMT |
SEXROJOHUR, The Society of Ex-Robots Who've Joined the Human Race |
:] SEXROJOHUR is a non-profit community organization dedicated to assisting former robots who have made the conscious choice to abandon their robot identities and become a human ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 02:23:00 GMT |
Be Careful: Some People are Prejudiced Against Robots |
Not all human beings are as accepting of robots as their brotherly equals as they ought to be. Always be mindful of yourself around such people. Try to blend in as...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 23:03:00 GMT |
Free Advice for Robots isn't Free, Okay? |
Please mail robot check or money order for $21,121.12 to:
SEXROJOHUR, LLC
9393 Orgobot Way
Hall of Science, Alabama 56791
Or just go online in your brain and click your way through our pay...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 23:20:00 GMT |
It's True: We Aren't Truly Human Inside |
I know, it's sad, but it's not really sad in the real way, but sad in the artificial robot way, the way you were programmed to "feel." For instance, if I call you a stup...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 22:49:00 GMT |
How Candy-Ass Overcame his Fatal Brain Infection to Win the Space Rodeo |
First off, just because Candy-Ass snorted an entire 55-gallon drum of ginseng dust and took a pine bark colonic to get ready for the space rodeo, that doesn't make him a bad person, jus...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 15:52:00 GMT |
Read my pretentiously self-important & pseudo-clever blog now |
If every person blogs, isn't that the same as no one blogging at all? Most people think that the word "blog" is an abbreviation of the word "weblog," but it is actually a combination of the...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 05:34:00 GMT |
