Hi there, where to start? Well, I am a freakin awesome guy and your life will be enhanced significantly by knowing me or even by just looking at my profile. So count yourself lucky, you are now the owner of a better life. Just look at my photos and you will quickly realise that I am a sexy bitch. You may also notice that I have dark hair and a ginger beard. Freaky, yes, but don't knock it. My beard means more to me than women, friends, and family. At the moment I get horny for travelling, so I'm gonna be a travelling bum for a decade or so. On my latest travels I trekked Nepal and saw Everest with my own two eyes. Thats right bitches, my own two goddamn eyes! I also drove past a roadside bomb and saw dead military who had been killed by rebels. Can't fault travelling mate.
I like to set my life goals high - currently they include growing my beard until i can braid the puppy, learn to play the didgeridoo, and catch as many tropical diseases as possible. I quite possibly masturbate a bit excessively. Is double digits in one day too much? Whats that, no. Cool. I bloody love the word "C**T" a lot since i'm a big one. The thing I hate the most is when your finger pops through the toilet paper. Tough Experience right there. I often have impulses to clothesline pavement bikers and skaters. Can't be long before one of them is gon get it! At the moment I'm thinking about getting my bollocks pierced. I've got a lip piercing but thats for pussies. I'm also gonna get a picture of Jabba's mum tatooed on my arse. Meg is a ledge.Love is for losers. And remember, one up the bum, no harm done. Thank you and good night.
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