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Captain

R.I.P Jackie Kitchen

About Me

POCRESCOPHOBIA- FEAR OF GAINING WEIGHTThe name is Morgan. I also go by Captain. Midget. Mouth. I'm 19 I love my Frankie. You fuck with me. I fuck you up. I go to Moraine. I do infact have a Facebook. Elysha is my best friend. I love her to death. Don't be surprised if I marry her one day. Seriously. She's absolutely beautiful. And probably the best thing that's ever happened to me :) I'm fuckin gangsta as shit. Nightmare Before Christmas = My obsession. It has been since day 1. I down right worship Cyndi Lauper and Pink. I could live off of Banana Cream Pie. I love marschino cherries. I absolutely hate when people are mad at me for nothing. I am one of the guys. I hate liars. I love to drink. I love the feeling of knowing I made someone smile. I laugh at nothing. I love quotes. From anything. I will never be happy with my weight. I change my song according to my mood. I can't stand not seeing my besties for a long time. I am still an alcoholic. I would like to change unchangable things about myself. I love to just hang out. I tell really bad jokes. I am the little one of the group. It makes me the most fun. I am far from self centered. Though sometimes it doesn't seem like it. I smile from the littlest actions. I stand up for what I think is right. Always. I am way too self conscience. But never really talk of it. I have the lowest self esteem known to man. I will never be open about it though. I am a biter. You've been Warned. I have 5 piercings. And 3 tattoos. I'd like more of both, please :] I'm a Badass. Just accept it already. I can be shy, but it's rare. James Ellison is my husband; he's the absolute best. My friends mean the world to me. I don't think anyone will ever realize that. If they're not happy, I'm not doing my job. Caffiene is my worst enemy. Yet my best friend AIM- Freak0249She would change everything for happy ever after.LOVEMYFLASH CODE
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My Interests

Piercings. Tattoos. Shia LaBeouf He is absolutely hands down god's gift to women :] Goofing off. Dane Cook is my lover. And has been for 5 years. Back off. Music. Conducting is love. Driving. Stars. Singing in the car. Dancing like an idiot Absolute Randomness. Nightmare Before Christmas Taking pictures. Laughing. I loooove going to hooka bars. I smoke. I drink. I love having fun. Give me a chance. Not many people do.

I'd like to meet:

She swears that there’s no difference, Between the lies and compliments. It’s all the same if everybody leaves her.
I feel like I've met everyone I've had to meet in my life. If I meet more people that's fine, great. But as for now, my life is filled with those I need.{ View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics



I used to write in this little guy. I still do at times: Dead Journal

Music:

I pretty much listen to just about anything. Music is a big part of my life. I'm not a pussy that's going to tear you down because of your own personal taste in music. I may not personally like your choice to the fullest, but, I do have a wide range, like you wouldn't believe. I promise :]

Movies:

-The Nightmare Before Christmas -The Goonies -The Crow (I absolutely love it) -Edward Scissor Hands :] -Disney -Beerfest -Billy Madison -Fight Club -The Rocky Horror Picture Show -Monsters Inc. -Spice World -Donnie Darko -PeeWee -Gremlins -Roger Rabbit -Any Kevin Smith movie -Lost Boys -Stand By Me -Airplane -Anchorman -Little Monsters -16 Candles -Monty Python and the Holy Grail -Breakfast Club -Mask -Hoodwinked -Curious George -Emperor's New Groove -Eurotrip -Romeo and Juliet -Wayne's Worlds -Scarey movies. -Willy Wonka (original) -Transformers -Super Bad.
I don't really have much patience to sit and list a lot. just ask me.

Television:

-Little People, Big World. -Ellen -Scrubs -Family Guy -Boy Meets World -Invader Zim -Curious George -The Simpsons -Friends -History Channel -Older SNL -Food Network -Metalocolypse -Robot Chicken -Aqua Teen Hunger Force -Adult Swim in general. -Old Skool shows definitely like Salute Your Shorts, Hey Dude, Muppet Babies, Legend of the Hidden Temple, stuff like that. Ladies.

Books:

Please Stop Laughing at Me The Nightmare before Christmas Speak
What a stud :]

Heroes:

R.I.P. Lori Ciukaj- No one in this world could make me laugh as much, or understand my problems, like you. You were the absolute most amazing person to walk this earth. You were the best second mom anyone could ever ask for. You seriously like, were my mom though. Everyone knows that. If I ever felt I lost everyone to turn to, you were there. You really helped me through the whole high school thing and you helped me up everytime I fell. Don't worry, that wedding you planned for Wade and I will totally happen. Haha. You have to be one of the greatest people to ever step into my life, and you left such an impression. There are absolutely a million memories made with you that run through my head everyday. I will never forget you. I love you so much. You will always, ALWAYS be in my heart.
Jackie Kitchen.
____________________________________________________My KennyPoo- The one person that's been through it all. The worst. This kid right here has shown me that no matter what the situation, you can pull through, always. And I love him for that. He's absolutely amazing. He's been there through absolutely everything. We've been best friends for years, and there's plenty more years to come. He's great. Be jealous :]

My Blog

And youre the end of my nights, the starting thoughts at sunrise..

So maybe I've got a lot to learn Or maybe I'm justa hangin' on my words Or maybe it's not a big concern But if I raise my head would I understand why I'm Better with you So maybe there's not a lo...
Posted by Captain on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:45:00 PST

Kill. Break me down, Bury me, bury me, I am finished with you

I am so retarded for this boy.It's not even funny.I thought I'd just put it out there,That I'm friggin like, ...dare I say,... in love with Frank.And I've absolutely never felt like this before.A...
Posted by Captain on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:16:00 PST

*eh hem*

First of all, you are fat. You are ugly. Your breath stinks. You are unpopular. Your car sucks. Your house sucks. Your life sucks. You are not witty. You are not smart. You are ignorant. You are stupi...
Posted by Captain on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:34:00 PST

the butterflies in my stomach they could bring me to my knees..

To be honest. I never thought I'd be as happy as I am.Or happy ever again even.Because I've like, never felt this way.And it drives me nuts.And I hope it stays like this.I mean, as in, my life.Because...
Posted by Captain on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:22:00 PST

Crushcrushcrush

i am finding out that maybe i was wrongthat ive fallen down and i cant do this alonestay with methis is what i need pleasesing us a songand we'll sing it back to youwe could sing our ownbut what would...
Posted by Captain on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:32:00 PST

Lets drink to memories we shared.. Because before too long youll be a memory...

Hm. Which one are you.. if you're lucky, you're more than one. khrgiluhsgjknsjkdng >.FUCK YOU little high school skank bitches that can't mind your own business.FUCK YOU little faggot whores who ...
Posted by Captain on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:08:00 PST

So. This is it.

Well. Tonight was graduation. It was kind of weird. Because just a couple months ago I was so upset and so emotional and tonight, I didn't shed a single tear. I don't know why. I don't want to grow up...
Posted by Captain on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:36:00 PST

i'm so tired of being here... supressed by all my childish fears...

i'm in tears like crazy.and can't figure out why.I DON'T CRY.this is really hard.and i really don't know how much longer i cango on with this whole thing. if he loves me like he says he does.then what...
Posted by Captain on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:05:00 PST

we stand to fight for nothing. so close your eyes and stay away.

It will never be okay..as some will say...And now the wise words of 10 things I hate about you:I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it w...
Posted by Captain on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

sing...

There is this thing that's like touching except you don't touch back in the day it just went without saying at all all the world's history gradually dying of shock there is thing that's like talking e...
Posted by Captain on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:45:00 PST