Michelle

Why banter on about myself, when I have other people who do it for me?
"this michelle must be some sort of spectacular genius. i bet she's a quiz-bowl terror at her regional Mensa gatherings.
edit: CHRIST I'm a tard! I thought Mensa was an acronym. I took fucking latin in college too. MICHELLE I'M SORRY!"
"Ah lucky her - she still has a positive outlook on humanity!"
"She sounds like a holier-than-thou cunt.... In other words she'd fit in just fine here."
"I heard that she used to love her heroin, but now she's underground."
"Michelle, trust me, being you is worse than you think... you're just too drunk to realize it."
"Being cold and cynical frees her from the shackles of human compassion and convention. Then again, so does alcohol."
I'm either one of the nicest people you will ever meet, or the rudest... depends who you ask. The fact that I'm shy often gets mistaken for snobbiness, but I'm ok with that. On another note, I don't know about you, but I was OUTRAGED when I found out that Panic at the Disko dumped the exclamation point from thier name. OUTRAGED. Still am.
....ok I'm over it.