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Philipek

Hello, hello, it's good to be back.

About Me

Hello all.

LATEST UPDATE - I am back from my hermitdom!

Now I am now living in Rzeszów in south Eastern Poland... more on that later! :)

My Interests

Right now - getting some cash together so I can bugger off again next summer. Also all that other domestic stuff that we all like. And Booze.

I'd like to meet:

Well, I'm new in Rzeszów so I am actively seeking beer drinking buddies.

Music:

Bit of this, but of that.

Movies:

I mostly watch porno. Sometimes a snuff movie by way of a change.

Television:

Am the only person in the world who doesn't watch TV?Why not go and visit one of these places you ignorant plebians?

Books:

I'll read anything and I have but one rule: It has to be good! Some of my favourite authors are: Boleslaw Prus, Edgar Allen Poe, Gunter Grass, Jack Kerouak, Louis De Bernieres, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Joseph Heller, Frank Herbert (though to be fair, only the first Dune as the rest were shit) and of course the late, great William S. Burroughs (I bow to you sir)

Heroes:

BIG HERO - BILL HICKS

The one and only, late Bill Hicks. If you aren't familiar with his work go and buy a copy of "Arizona Beach" right now. That's not a suggestion, it's an order.

My Blog

Rejection letter of the day

This one's short and sweet ---------------------------------------------Dear Mr. Corner,Thank you for your recent query to the Denise Shannon Literary Agency. Unfortunately, we do not feel your proje...
Posted by Philipek on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:50:00 PST

Drink

DrinkI drink too much. I smoke too much. I laugh too little, and smile never. Happiness a mystery to me, Wondering why it is I have to be. To scared to live. To scared to die. And therefore I drink...
Posted by Philipek on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 05:43:00 PST

The Best Week of my Life

The best week of my lifeIt's supposed to be the best week of my life. A driving fit of madness has driven me from a job I can no longer stand. I walked out. Walked out that door and I never said a w...
Posted by Philipek on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 05:41:00 PST

Bastard Agency 3 - The Con Game (part II)

Regarding my previous blog... well, I did get an angry reply! Wow!------------------------------------Thankfully, I'm not a writer. I was just expressing my thoughts. I checked the link you sent earli...
Posted by Philipek on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:57:00 PST

Bastard Agency 3 - The Con Game

Wow, a starving artist sends his manuscripts out to agents, and the forth one he writes to is interested in his his work! He must be good!----------------------------------Dear Mr. Corner,I've had a c...
Posted by Philipek on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:51:00 PST

Rejection Letter 2

If you ever wondered whether Agents actually read the querie letters they recieve, I can assue you that they don't. Here's an email I sent to an agency a couple of weeks ago.--------------------------...
Posted by Philipek on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:55:00 PST

Bastard Agency 2

If anyone is wondering: the only reason that I post these little communiques is catharsis. I'm told that when Stephen King was starting out he had a nail in his kitchen where he used to attach his gro...
Posted by Philipek on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:38:00 PST

Bastard Agency 1

Monday morning and I'm sat here drinking black coffee and smoking a healthy L&M when all of a sudden this message arrives in my in box:---------------------------------------------------Thank you ...
Posted by Philipek on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:01:00 PST

Rejection Letter 1

I'd thought it would be a nice idea to share my abject failure with all my friends. From now on I'll post all my correspondence for you to revel in. Yes, I know that you all told me so, therefore ther...
Posted by Philipek on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 08:34:00 PST