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The Kang

personal philosophy: clothes optional

About Me

Liberate our minds by any means necessary

My Interests

IV HORSEMEN-the respected, the game, the faggot, the bitch, CELTICS CORPORATION-friday night home games, South Varsity Baseball, Sox, Lotr, listenin to anythin to do wit maynard james keenan, opeth, makin movies for UCS,XPF,POOL,beachhouse,trampolines, shootin jays,ghostbusters, makin fun of matt, bein the king of the world,madden, goodfellasI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

I'd like to meet:

people.....sean bean, buddy's original owners

Music:

Only the best: tool, apc, RatM, ISIS, the mars volta, 10 Years, Seemless,under falling skies, stone temple pilots, alice in chains,earshot, KSE, mudvayne, slipknot, finch, celtic woman, lacuna coil, shinedown, soundgarden, opeth, NIN, audioslave, ACDC, ZEPPLIN,incubus, howard shore, tenacious d, floyd, incubus lil rap too some tupac, llyod banks, nas, lil jon, nelly(the early stuff), lil scrappy, T.I., snoop, luda


MySpace Layouts

Movies:

Top 10 Movies of All Time: 1.lotr-FOTR 2.lotr-ROTK 3.lotr-TTT 4.Ghostbusters 2 5.Ghostbusters 6.Big Fish 7.Black Sheep 8.Tommy Boy 9.Rush Hour 1+2 10.Goodfellas The rest: Troy, Hidalgo, Fight Club, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Dodgeball Meet the Parents,Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, nightmare on elm street, the whole friggin freddy collection, Anchorman, Rudy, Saving Silverman, Orange County, (anything to do wit Jables), American History X, Slackers, Friday, patriot games, texas chainsaw massacre,Mission Impossible 1&2, terminator 2, Stars Wars in general, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, American Pie, Office Space, Private Parts, Bikini Bandits, breakfastclub,the dark crystal, XXX, Old School, wizard of oz, walking tall, out for justice, hard to kill, joe dirt. Boondock Saints, Crash, King Arthur ,Point Break, The Santa Claus, Major League


MySpace Layouts

Television:

WMAC MASTERS (the show that shaped my future), celts, sportscenter, lost, raw, smackdown, king of queens, family guy,sureal life, pool tournaments, red sox, Bees, pool trick shot competitions w/ Mike Massey, impact, still standing, how i met your mother
. You scored as Randy Orton.

Randy Orton


83%

Chris Benoit


70%

The Rock


63%

John Cena


57%

Triple H


57%

Undertaker


50%

Trish Stratus


40%
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Books:

The Trilogy, The Hobbit, the Silmarillion, Eragon, Eldest, Andre Dawson

Heroes:

Freddy Krueger, Dante Bichette, MJK, JRR, gertrude.buddy clark is my hero cause he's a chub. tony danza is my hero cause all he wants is a sandwhich. BRIAN DAUBACH HITTIN HIS GRAND SALAMIES IN SPRING TRAINING, Leskowski, Sean Bean, troy Aikman, mike tyson, raul duke, norman smiley, alex wright, rick fuller, repoman, john rhys-davies, ian holm, rae carruth, darryl strawberry, peter griffin, danny almonte, harry potter, patrick swayze, Clayton Bigsby, Tyrone Biggums, CJ aka frankie stykeino, GARY, steven segal, and ricky cause he always seems to get away from steven segal, chop-o-megan even tho shes pretty chop sometimes and that isnt fair, and the limo ridin jet flyin kiss stealin wheelin dealin son of a gun

My Blog

X.P.F yearbook

X.P.F. Profile Name: The King of the WorldNickname: The K.O.W, K.O.dubs, KingQuote: "The K.O.W. has spoken, let it be heard!"Favorite Memories: Beating Chalksmith for the X.P.F. Title, beating Ba...
Posted by The Kang on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 02:34:00 PST

The X.P.F Rumor Mill Never Stops Spinning

Recent rumors have been floating around about what will happen to the X.P.F at the end of this summer.  I, Juice Box Layfield would like to clear up these rumors.  It deeply disturbs me to i...
Posted by The Kang on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 06:42:00 PST

Breakin' Balls w/JBL Feb 1, 2006 edition

Hello ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to another edition of Breakin' Balls with your truly Juice Box Layfield.  I apolgize for such a entry but you must understand this: JBl is never late nor is...
Posted by The Kang on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 12:09:00 PST

Potential Card for the next XPF PPV... Revolution

*Card subject to change The XPF Presents Revolution Bonus Ball Tag Team Match K.O.W & Sage .vs. CorEvil and Bad Evil XPF Tag Team Championship The Untouchables (champions) .vs. El Fuego Best Frie...
Posted by The Kang on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 03:35:00 PST

Vote for the theme song of Holiday Havoc

Hey its that time again, when the holidays go straight to hell...its HOLIDAY HAVOC TIME.  This month the XPF is going to have a theme song for its PPV and we need your help.  There are three...
Posted by The Kang on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:47:00 PST

Next Breakin' Balls article scheduled for late December 2005

OK JBL is pissed off, i apoligize for my vulgar language but I've tried twice now and both of my artciles were magically deleted. Unfortunatley you might not read another Breakin' Balls article for a ...
Posted by The Kang on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 05:42:00 PST

R.I.P Eddie Guerrero 1967-2005

Eddie Guerrero(WWE wrestler) has passed away this week due to a heart attack.  He is survived by his wife and two children.  I, JBL, would like to send out my deepest sympathies to Eddi...
Posted by The Kang on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 02:20:00 PST

Breakin' Balls w/ JBL Nov.2, 2005 edition

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to yet anotehr edition of Breakin' Balls with me Juice Box Layfield. This month's topics concern: Ultimate Evil Cup; Behind the mask....is another mask!:  W...
Posted by The Kang on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 01:10:00 PST

Breakin' Balls w/ JBL Oct.3, 2005 edition

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to yet again another edition of Breakin' Balls w/ me JBL.  This months topics concern: Sparrow 3-Peats, Steriod J.S., Fallout of Face/Off, and my interview...
Posted by The Kang on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 02:33:00 PST

Breakin' Balls w/JBL aug.24,2005 edition

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another edition of Breakin' Balls with yours truely JBL.  My topics this week concern: The Untouchables ; The Regulating of the XPF Tag Team Titles ; Cor...
Posted by The Kang on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:38:00 PST