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Sally

I am here for Friends

About Me

Apparently, I am a weirdo.I can't argue with that.I love Mario Chaves. I am funny & thoughtful.My friends don't give me enough attention.I want to have babies.My favorite color is red.I am honest. Well, that's a lie. My grandma says I am a lady killer. I am unpopular & well known. My mind is dirty. My mouth is filthy. I am frigid. I only act like a pervert. I am all talk.I am not scared of the dark. I am not scared of you. I weigh 155 pounds and stand 5 feet 8 1/2 inches.I used to drive a forklift. I sold vintage clothing.I hope I am not boring you right now.My uncle murdered my aunt.I am the result of a rule free upbringing.I spent 7th grade locked in a supply closet...obviously. I won't be pushed around. When Ayden was a baby, he puked in my mouth. The rain makes me mad. I don't fit in.I have been punched in my face less than one would think.I am used to being disliked.I won't be ignored. And I sure as hell ain't gonna SHUT UP! I am impatient and moody, honest and outspoken. I've never been one to bite my tongue....I'd rather bite yours.I am Matthew King, put that in your pipe and smoke it....how you like me so far? ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Creative & clever. Smart & funny.Honest & outspoken. Well rounded & unbalanced.Hot & Cold.

Heroes:


My Blog

Love, Mimi.

Today I got a gift in the mail from Mimi. This makes my day.
Posted by Sally on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 11:15:00 PST

Happy Birthday, Sola!

August 5th, 2005: Craig Swanson and Andrea Chaves are the proud parents to Sola Pearl Swanson. Congratulations and Happy Birthday, Sola!...
Posted by Sally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear Wendy:

Love Always: Matthew & Mario
Posted by Sally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bite me.


Posted by Sally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

1984.


Posted by Sally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

06-04-76


Posted by Sally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GWM iso LTR..

This is Dave. He's a meat and potatos kinda guy. He also shaves more than his face.
Posted by Sally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gia, K3lly, Her Dirty Circus, Mario & Wendy.

Unfortunately, I have been unable to entertain my five devoted subscribers lately. It's not you it's me. Fortunately, nothing is forever and I feel this creative block shifting as we speak. Until then...
Posted by Sally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mimi.


Posted by Sally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Organic sleeping pill dream.

Organic sleeping pills from Mario's work give me the best nightmares. This morning was no exception. The dream is still a little blurry while some parts are more vivid. First, Marios niece Mia, wa...
Posted by Sally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST