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Newton

You can't be a pimp and a prostitute too!!!

About Me

Alright people. I used to have this massive about me section right and I just got bored of seeing it to be honest and im sure some of my mates did too.... so thats gone now and this is me in just a few simple paragraphs...
Im enjoying life... 18 years of age why the fuck shouldnt I be? I get drunk alot, fuck around alot, come out crippled at the end alot, then go again tomorrow night... and I completely fucking love it!!
Living the dream in Leeds for the next 3 years with Will, Dave H, Teddy and Daly!!! Uni is fucking banging can already tell it's going to be the time of my life!!
I've got a lot of good friends who are all worthy of mentions, but in the interest of keeping this relatively short I'll just say that Hannah, Harvey, Dave and Piercy are the best friends anyone could ask for.
I work in a pub in town called King Billy... Lots of sound people working there male and female but like I said, I won't go through them all right now!!
I enjoy most types of music, football, rugby and a good night in Welly club dancing like a cunt.
Thats just me and it wont be changing... so if you like what you've heard then why not give us a tinkle... Especially if your from Leeds cause I'm moving there for uni soon and I'm pretty shit with directions!!! Get in touch!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark Newton.
Birthday: 13th August.
Birthplace: Hull.
Current Location: Hull/Leeds.
Eye Color: Brown.
Hair Color: Brown.
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.
Your Heritage: Ermm? Duno...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dunlops!!!
Your Weakness: Food, Beer, Woman, A good football match... I could go on...
Your Fears: Paranormal, Drowning... The usual shit.
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Feast with a tub of Mayo... I like to dip... I'd go as far as to say it's a hobby of mine!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Live life to it's most awesomely full level of fullest!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: A few!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the fuck am I... Fuucckkkk is that Glenn and Daznicks floor again?! I had a doob dint I... Thought as much... Why can't I feel my left side?! Oh I surfed down the stairs again... Yeahh... Typical.
Your Best Physical Feature: Definetly not my feet I'll tell you that.
Your Bedtime: Give it a few days yet I'm wide awake!
Your Most Missed Memory: My Grandma, Playing for Hessle Sporting.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King everytime.
Single or Group Dates: Single... Let's get personal!! lol.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Do you Smoke: Aye.
Do you Swear: Aye.
Do you Sing: Aye... Every minute of the day.
Do you Shower Daily: Not today no... It's only 8am give me chance...
Have you Been in Love: No.
Do you want to go to College: Beat you too it!
Do you want to get Married: Eventually.
Do you belive in yourself: Aye... Impossible is nothing. Adi Dassler told me!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No not usually.
Do you think you are Attractive: Reasonably.
Are you a Health Freak: Not atall lol.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Very much so? I never thought about it to be honest.
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Plenty thanks.
In the past month have you Smoked: Also plenty.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Ive had the occasional tote.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not that I remember...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: A shopping centre yeah!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeaaah... Malia 07 babbyy!!! Raving it up in Venue!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not really.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeh. No I ain't scouse.
Ever been Drunk: Ask my mates... lol.
Ever been called a Tease: Aye
Ever been Beaten up: Not really. Not hospitalised anyway lol.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeh.
How do you want to Die: Quietly, Inconspicuously and with as little mess as possible cause I'd hate to cause someone an inconvenience.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Anything that earns me a lot of mula!
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark... Green or Brown.
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette.
Short or Long Hair: Long-ish.
Height: 5'3 or 4.
Weight: What is this? The inquisition?!
Best Clothing Style: Anything really... Drainpipes look good on the right lasses though... but clothes only come off....
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: None... It's free to download you know?
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: Getting a few soon hopefully!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few... But the consequences have been rectified so the events of the past are pretty insignificant these days... Life's only just beginning.
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My Interests

Football..
Drinking!!

You're A Crazy Drunk
When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty. What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Music
Mates
Anything else that's a laff!!!

I'd like to meet:

Alan Shearer... Best English striker there ever was... Ask any Toon Army fan!!
OR someone with a better IQ then this genius ...
Your IQ Is 125
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
Cause I think me and this individual could have a very productive conversation over a swift half...

Music:

Indie mostly!! Can listen too anything really though as long as you don't take the piss.

Movies:

300
Borat
The Da Vinci Code
Green Street
Football Factory
2Fast 2Furious
Lock Stock
Fight Club
Jackass
Shawshank Redemption
The Road To Perdition
The Green Mile
The Great Escape... My favourite film of all time!!

Television:

Don't watch that much T.V but when I do it's usually...

The O.C.
One Tree Hill
Match Of The Day
Jackass
Scrubs
Six Feet Under
Brothers And Sisters

And in my opinion they should bring back...

Bo Selecta
2D TV
Max And Paddy
Friends
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Little Britain
The Office

Books:

Anything that helps me escape and chill out... My favourites though....

Harry Potter
Phillip Pullman - His Dark Materials (Trilogy)
Lord Of The Rings

Heroes:

Alan Shearer