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About Me

My name is Donovan and I rock out with my cock out, I play guitar, like all types of music, paintball is a must, vidoe games rock, so the least to say is i'm pretty much your average dork...

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(This is not funny stuff. -Lara)

My Interests

Piercings, tattoos, guitars, cars, knives, video games, fighting, paintball, and last but not least, MUSIC!!!

I'd like to meet:

Someone that can tame me

Music:

Nirvana, The Dropkick Murphy's, The Distillers, Flogging Molly, The Ramones, Hed P.E, Pantera, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Blind Melon, The Spin Doctors, Collective Soul, CandleBox, Fuel, Greenday, The Cranberries, The Dresden Dolls...The Rest you'll have to ask

Movies:

The BoonDock Saints, The Fight Club, The Riddick Trilogy, The Breakfast Club, ALL The Monty Python Movies, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Original), Troy, Snatch, Natural Born Killers...and once again you'll have to find out the rest

Television:

Don't watch T.V

Books:

I don't even want to get started here

Heroes:

No one has yet live up to my expectations to be considered a hero

My Blog

likes and dislikes

I love it when ... she shows massive amounts of affection in public or anywhere for that matter she holds me like she'll never let go she has my back no matter what she listens to the same...
Posted by TwistedMyths on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:56:00 PST

The Rule of Guys

The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear"the rules"fro...
Posted by TwistedMyths on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 07:54:00 PST

Bad luck, funny stuff

Macaroni and BeefThe Internet Classic Author unknown A couple of weeks ago we decided to cruise out to Ryan's Steakhouse for dinner. It was a Wednesday night which means that macaroni and beef was on ...
Posted by TwistedMyths on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:01:00 PST

Fuckin right...this is how it is

TEXAS WINS HANDS DOWN!!! Body: CALIFORNIA VS TEXAS CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami c...
Posted by TwistedMyths on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:05:00 PST

Proud to be an american...well...kinda

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.3. Only in America......do drugstore...
Posted by TwistedMyths on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:33:00 PST

Who fucking cares

So yeah, life comes to quick, before you know it your a half ass adult and you have to take responsibilty for yourself, so you work a job you hate making shitty pay, you come home go to sleep and do i...
Posted by TwistedMyths on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 07:56:00 PST