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Jess

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The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
You Are Most Like Carrie!
You're quirky, flirty, and every guy's perfect first date.
But can the guy in question live up to your romantic ideal?
It's tough for you to find the right match - you're more than a little picky.
Never fear... You've got a great group of friends and a
great closet of clothes, no matter what!
Romantic prediction: You'll fall for someone this year...
Totally different from any guy you've dated. Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?
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You are the hidden beauty
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You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?
Jessica Ann Nicolazo's Aliases
Your socialite name is Sauce Las Vegas
Your fly girl / guy name is J Nic
Your barfly name is Fruit Vodka Tonic
Your rock star name is Pixie Stix Train
Your Star Wars name is Jesmia Nicmar
Your punk rock band name is The Happy Kong The Amazing Meganame Generator
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You Are 68% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...

How Will You Die?

MY RESULT: Peacefully In Your Sleep


You’re smart, you're healthy and you don’t let anger or stress get the best of you. But even the best of us gotta go sometime.
Wanna die in a more adventurous way? We recommend taking up one (or all) of the following hobbies: glass eating, chemical mixing, hijacking, or poking grizzly bears with sticks and calling them “jerkface.”

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Your Theme Song is Groove is in the Heart by Dee-lite
"We're going to dance
And have some fun"
For you, life should be one huge party...
And even though it's not, you tend to dance your troubles away! What's Your Theme Song?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
You Should Rule Saturn
Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye.
You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature.
And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance.
You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life.
You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past. What Planet Should You Rule?
You Are 2: The Helper
You always put on a happy face and try to help those around you.
You're incredibly empathetic and care about everyone you know.
Able to see the good in others, you're thoughtful, warm, and sincere.
You connect with people who are charming and charismatic. What Number Are You?

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You Are
A Drunk Pumpkin Face

You would make a good pumpkin martini. What's Your Pumpkin Face?
Your IQ Is 110
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your General Knowledge is Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
You Are a Mai Tai
You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.
And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away. What Mixed Drink Are You?
You're A Crazy Drunk
When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty. What Kind of Drunk Are You? Music, Movies,
Your 2005 Song Is
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

"My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating"

In 2005, you bummed everyone out. Like you care. What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?Animals, Photography (I can't draw for shit!)and apparenly now Myspace.com

I'd like to meet:

Someone who wants to give me lots of money. Or anyone else who can make me laugh.
You Were a Parrot
You are a master of language, and you use your wit to mock and tease others.
But you are also wise, and you often think carefully before you speak. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
Your Christmas is Most Like: A Christmas Story
Loving, fun, and totally crazy.
Don't shoot your eye out! What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

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Music:


You Scored 70% Correct
You are a solid child of the 80s
You'd never confuse Tiffany from Debbie
And while you may not know Prince's first #1 hit
You know every word to Little Red Corvette How Much Do You Know About 80s Music?
Your Vampire Name Is...
Phoebe the Insane What's Your Vampire Name?

Movies:

Anything with Bill Murray. The Jerk, Saw 1,2,and 3, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Little Miss Sunshine,
Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius
You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely.
You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly.
And your philosophical side always peeks through.

Star wars character you are most like: Yoda What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

Television:


You Are the Very Gay Winnie the Pooh!
Come on, he doesn't wear pants!
And he's a little too obsessed with Christopher Robin What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?Family Guy, Sealab, My name is Earl, The Office, almost anything on FUSE, and old episodes of Roseanne.
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

Books:


Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Cruel Intentions
"I'm the only girl you can't have, and it kills you." What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?
Your Stripper Song Is
Dirrty by Christina Aguelera

"Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party"

You're so dirty, you make Christina look clean. What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Pimp Name Is...
Silky Tease What's Your Pimp Name?

Heroes:


What Your Underwear Says About You
You tend to buy new underwear instead of doing laundry.
You're sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way. The Underwear Oracle
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Spanky Bottoms What's Your Porn Star Name?
You Are 24% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
You Are Elmo
Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do!
You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing.
You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you.
How you live your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!" The Sesame Street Personality QuizI F'ing HATE ELMO!!!!!!

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